Mymomthinksimfunny

All people are special

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The algorithms! I exclaim, as my shitty content gets no traction

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@FluentInFinance 300k if right downtown lol

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@UberFacts No shit

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@MadScientistFF He should be on road side

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@wiseconnector Found A and z

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Why am I rubbing castor oil in my belly button? I’m doing it now but no clue why lol #wellness

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Motherhood is lonely? Are you sure bc I’d be happy just to pee alone but that’s not even an option - I’d love some alone time please

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Sister in law bought me an xs clothing item. It doesn’t fit, but I love it, never been more flattered

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@joncoopertweets Omg I would def stay away and laugh at, I’m sure they are really great people though! Lol

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If you think 1 person has no effect, just look at bud light mess, that marketing chick hahahahs she made an impact all right

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This change is so dumb, I couldn’t even find Twitter when I originally planned to use, then I thought this was spam on my phone? I saw the headlines, just forgot in real time

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@thebravobabe_ I would not think if any other way. It’s that or one leaves show entirely

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@shahh 18

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I can’t hot girl walk, it’s 10000 degrees outside

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Might have gone a tad crazy on the 1st bday decorations, but I need to hide this hideous house.

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@shahh People hugging?!?! Wtf? It’s a giant dog

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@MadScientistFF Pea ce

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I always thought actors made tons of money, it’s hard to feel empathy for their strike I dunno. I get the writers but actors I dunno

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@wiseconnector Nordstrom

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@shahh Orangutans or octopus, without - panda

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@MadScientistFF Once or twice a day lol