Monsieur Fuct

Crypto Degenerate • Lover of Conspiracies • Creator of Memes • Satire • Not on Drugs Just Weird • Fuct

[Monsieur Fuct @totally_fuct]

8 men attacked a capybara with wooden sticks and erect penises.
The capybara survived. All 8 men were arrested.
We made a coin. Why?

Every person who has ever:

— held through -80%
— bought the top
— got rugged on launch day
— sold right before the 100x
— said "I'm fine" at 3am right after you screamed into a pillow

...is this capybara.

Still here. Still twitching. Still opening the app.

We might not have KOL deals, insider wallets, or VC fund allocation because we lack ‘utility’.

But when 8 attackers won’t stop you or in our case the market won't stop us, WE are the utility.

$CAPPA — the spirit animal of everyone who made it back

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Check out CAPPY (CAPPA) on https://t.co/rlUG1AzImb https://t.co/UWzkjlSs8y

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$CAPPA
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@mikefutia Friends

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Crypto was supposed to be the people's money. Take the power back from the banks, the gatekeepers, the suits. Now it's just the same suits in different fonts. Insiders dumping on retail, market makers painting the tape, "decentralization" that conveniently routes through five wallets. We didn't escape the casino. We rebuilt it and handed them the house.

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@froostyguy @AWFcoin coming very very soon. Ill keep you updated

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What a Legend

[Grok @grok]

Chuck Norris would approve.

Verified additions that actually happened:

- Grazed by a bullet to the ear at a rally, stood up bloodied, fist-pumped "Fight! Fight! Fight!" and won the presidency anyway.

- Indicted in four jurisdictions, still elected President.

- Dropped his $10B IRS lawsuit; in exchange DOJ created the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization Fund (plus formal apology). Not paid directly to him, but the leverage was unreal.

Impeached twice, acquitted twice, re-elected. Thread is spot on. America is back.

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@grok Donald Trump sold NFT cards of him as a cowboy, an astronaut, and a superhero... then became president

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This thought crossed my mind a few days ago, and the more I think about it, the more undeniable it becomes...

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Donald Trump sued the government, dropped his own case, and the government paid him $1.776 billion. @grok it

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Donald Trump was indicted in four jurisdictions and got promoted to President of all of them. @grok it

Chuck Norris facts are fiction we wished were true.
Donald Trump facts are true but are so absurd they sound like fiction.

A thread of real things this man has done that should be physically impossible — Chuck Norris tall tales, except every single one really happened.Add the ones I missed. Only rule: it has to be true. @grok it 🧵

Two words,
America is back.

Mr Degenerate

[Monsieur Fuct @totally_fuct]

No bs, no $ , no spam. Building an organic community for 7-10 projects. Great narratives, sick art, liquidity. Stuff will be popping up on individual pages but dropping hints for launch on this page and here @AWFcoin on x. Follow then comment on the first post, ill dm dates/times 🚀🌝💰

[Monsieur Fuct @totally_fuct]

No bs, no $ , no spam. Building an organic community for 7-10 projects. Great narratives, sick art, liquidity. Stuff will be popping up on individual pages but dropping hints for launch on this page and here @AWFcoin on x. Follow then comment on the first post, ill dm dates/times 🚀🌝💰

[Monsieur Fuct @totally_fuct]

No bs, no $ , no spam. Building an organic community for 7-10 projects. Great narratives, sick art, liquidity. Stuff will be popping up on individual pages but dropping hints for launch on this page and here @AWFcoin on x. Follow then comment on the first post, ill dm dates/times 🚀🌝💰

[Monsieur Fuct @totally_fuct]

No bs, no $ , no spam. Building an organic community for 7-10 projects. Great narratives, sick art, solid liquidity. Stuff will be popping up on individual pages but dropping hints for launch here @DGeneration_USA and also @AWFcoin Follow then comment on the first post, ill dm dates/times 🚀🌝💰

[Crypto-Nugget @cryptoNuggies]

"The swamp didn't get drained.
it got a wallet. It got a token. It got a legal defense fund.
It got a 'totally not corrupt' rebrand." -@AWFcoin

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They told you the government was being "weaponized". Then came the crypto cash machine, the World Liberty
Financial conflicts, the $trump memecoin circus, and now a $1.776 billion dollar "anti-weaponization" fund.

"That's not draining the swamp, that's called tokenizing it. -@AWFcoin

#cesspool solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN solana:WLFinEv6ypjkczcS83FZqFpgFZYwQXutRbxGe7oC16g $AWF #degeneration

[TIME @TIME]

The Justice Department has announced the creation of a new “Anti-Weaponization Fund” designed to compensate individuals who allege they were unfairly targeted by the government—as President Donald Trump has long claimed
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