shamm💜

chronically late to the party 🤷🏾‍♀️ the myth and the legend. sub umbra floreo✨

[shamm💜 @totally_shamm]

@jassymac23 can confirm: i am the chaos

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[Tes @tesflawless]

Love is radical !!!

[D☆SSII @dessiisfinsta]

wanna put my head thru a window but im tryna learn how to regulate my emotions

[innocent by nature @designedlightx]

and if another dusty man hits on me, i’m going to 🔪 him

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

Go where the love is. Go where the certainty is, the consistency, the reassurance, and most of all, peace. Stay there.

[BODE @neverelent]

My toxic trait is I'll let things slide a million times then randomly decide today is the day everybody learns a lesson.

[A @GIRLFKYOU]

in a thong too #vintagepussy

[Kissing Kate Barlow @HappyBat22]

As someone who works in legal, if I’m asking you to hop on a call it’s because we don’t want a paper trail or because you simply can’t read. Those are the options.

[The Notorious YGL @jahmekyagyal]

One of the things I’d love addressed by law is the inability to add your parents to your company health insurance scheme. Once they are senior citizens, you should be able to treat them as your dependents in every single way including being able to add them to your insurance

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Always keep you some money for a tire & a abortion 💯

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

No i’ll poly end up beating somebody ass

[Paige 💕 @PaeDaBaee]

Don’t flirt with me imma start daydreaming about you taking out my trash and paying my electric bill

[yan. @_1yan]

young hot ebony gets her spark back

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

in dire need of a handyman

[ε(*´･ω･)з @girlsoftware]

youngest hoe: i’m gonna put it in the dryer for like 5 mins that should do sum

[Vic 🦦 @SimplyViccc]

A blunt after work is damn near like coffee in the morning for me now lol