Almost

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[Almost @totally_thatguy]

This might be the first documented example of a meta meta ironic tweet

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is our George Floyd

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I’m not even kidding you guys, the reflecting pool is my favorite story of the entire year so far. This gift just keeps on GIVING

[Kaguroy Bachi @Rattlezziper]

Watching NYC in the Mamdani era is like seeing another classroom get a pizza party every single week .

[Almost @totally_thatguy]

@Prospauk Saidies - all outdoor in the middle of the seaport with a big screen
Old mates - popular financial district spot nearby, good Guinness
Jeremy’s Ale House - cheap large beers, indoor/outdoor

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[kevconrad 🚀🐘 @kevconrad2]

Unbelievable. We have personal iPhone footage from an astronaut going around the far side of the Moon capturing the Earth setting behind it.

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

Bass Windu is becoming an AI masterpiece.

I want a full movie.

[Almost @totally_thatguy]

The homies vs Me at Miami Music Week

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Candidata ao Miss Grand Tailândia viraliza por dançar de forma considerada deselegante.