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@MailOnline No, absolutely no sense of humour. Nor ant sense of history . . .
“It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.”

― Dorothy Parker

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@MintPressNews Filth. Absolute filth. Ane they are scared.

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@LordSmarmyPants @kthalps @marclamonthill @jricole @AbbyMartin @stevesalaita @activistdavis @normfinkelstein @NathanJRobinson Didn't know that Jews were a race. The Hasbra is strong on this strand . . . I thought you guys were supposed to educate us poor goys. Pretty p*ss poor job on this one.

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I have no idea how this platform works but . . . a few tidbits of advice. Read, study & revere Dorothy Parker. Read, study & revere Odgen Nash. Otherwise? GFY

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Well, there are five cats -- Dorothy was a hound kind of lady.

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Two, maybe three things on the planet to love. My beloved, my cats & Dorothy Parker. Maybe Odgen Nash. The rest of you wannabes? F*ck off . . .

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Banning abortion? In UhMurica? https://t.co/Gk0v8zuv6o

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@RonPlacone Poor old Bill. He & Jimmy Dore have totally destroyed any reason to legalize pot. Bill -- "It doesn't make you stupid". Jimmy -- "It mellows you out". Oh well, two flakes. Do the right thing Mr. President (besides wearing a bike helmet) - legalize it already.

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@AbbyMartin Sorry sad little twisted man. Bad enuff they support the murder of people, bad enuff they support the theft of land & livelihoods. Bad enuff they steal people's dignity. Sheesh, this is the anniversary where the USS Liberty was attacked & American sailors were murdered.

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@spaceghost26 @EmpireFiles Human being? This guy revels in being hated.

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@benshapiro Bennie, your wife is a Doctor?? I remember your 'Wap Wap' thing where your doctor wife talked about wet vaginas being diseased?? Sadly, you have no standing . . . at anything. Push on, l'il fella. Watch the helium flow.

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@RonPlacone There is a dumber country & you'd have to wear a kippah. Not dumber, just more devious.

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@RonPlacone Ewww. Sick? Eat a carrot already. Better yet. Start smoking. Find a girl who likes French cigarettes. Preferably an Asian one.

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@AbbyMartin I love your courage & work, but . . . . ehhhhh. Let's rub the doggy's ears the wrong way. And hang on until the doggy knows . . .

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@AbbyMartin I kind of understand what you are trying to say. It's like, you know, kind of like, what I'm saying is, kind of like . . .

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@asd42399 @AbbyMartin @DDERSS Can never figure out what makes those danged inconvenient Palestians so hopping mad. You'd figure they a beef . . .

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@aaronjmate @RepAdamSchiff As much as we should despise these creepy little men (and women), think about the millions, yes millions that vote for them. That's the truly scary thing. We need to fight them here & run them out of office - on a pole, covered in tar & feathers.

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@RonPlacone Unless it's anchovies & black olives. But then, in Canada it'd be pineapple & ham - a truckload full.

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Ever notice that 'meditation' & 'mediation' are a 't' apart? I sure hope that the idiots on the planet don't do the . . . . "Mr. Pu . . . Mr. Pui . . . Mr. Puion?" " We think you're a bad guy because . . . the Urainians said so . . . "

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@RonPlacone My Luci -- Lucifer -- we live in Japan. Forget the beach, just bring home the fish . . .