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Westbrook, Luka, Kyrie Haliburton, Maxey, Brown, Fox, Mitchell < Brunson

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Ho gon look me in my eyes and say “you the birthday!” I’m finna make this girl the piñata

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Overly diving in Rosalina’s rainbow road #supermario

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Shower so hot I cracked open dat Bible I kno I ain’t meant for hell.

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If I was spiderman I would be hearting MJ stories every day cuz I make shit happen

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@JaydenBach @TalysonMarcelo1 @DaTruthDT Omatsu said no Pt3 I thought

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Only thing I hate more than my grandma is a birthday sash wearing ass btch

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You don’t know confusion until you meet a bitch who lies, then gets mad at you for figuring out that she’s a liar

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Yall ever had to keep playin w da mousepad coochie to find out where dat lil hand onna screen is

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Went Kirk onna tee

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I gotta be makk to get some bitches nowadays ?? What the FUCK

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