Deion

having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet- Tyler the creator //live like mo

[clippa twitta @clipfullyloaded]

Yeah Bam got the record

[🇹🇭 @Bigger_Neb]

Try 1 day without Hal Jordan

[neil @rejects]

Woke True Detective Space Cop mystery box show doing Thrones numbers. Haters in shambles.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Me showing up every October to watch postseason baseball after not watching a game since Opening Day

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

Lanterns in 48 hours.

[wacka @HoriguchisMafia]

THE RAPIST GETS MOLESTED #UFC331 https://t.co/CDdjaLjDlp

[cozi ✰ @cozisupreme]

NFL & Lanterns episode 5 tomorrow 🔥🔥

[Kristopher London @IamKrisLondon]

I truly believe this show was shot and casted so well that the actual players being portrayed had this show canceled 😭

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on now. Unc might need these

[Jack Johnson @DustyWhoads]

😭😭😭😭😭 YEAAAA this the type of talk im trying to hear

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

This hate image goes so hard

[🎃🦇 Rudder 🇻🇦 🦇🎃 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

Dude if any of us punch a coworker in the face we’re getting fired and going to jail lmao wtf is he talking about

[kordell @lledrok]

nigga didn’t get addressed and started pissing

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Xbox fans every time Asha posts an update

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Me: hey, can I have a little more chicken please?

Chipotle worker:

[, @Zvbear]

Bitches hit 30 years old and start making hostage demands

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Getting arrested for having too many bitches is crazy