ya boy

winner of most clumsy superlative in 3rd grade

[ya boy @totallytomato]

If the Ravens beat the Falcons I win my kalshi bet which means I’m immediately ordering DoorDash

[TS Mary Todd @ItWasATea]

I have a plug sis @kellyclarkson

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re kelly clarkson and molly, a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows at art of play that’s permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale?

[ya boy @totallytomato]

oh Kelly Clockson

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kelly Clarkson responds to Art of Play’s statement which claimed they didn’t have the Singing Bird she wanted to buy for sale:

“Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.”

[ya boy @totallytomato]

yes I have heard the Bible and I still listen to it

[ya boy @totallytomato]

@talabalba and Kesha 😩

[ya boy @totallytomato]

told my friends I wasn’t feeling going out tonight and turns out I missed Chappell charli and Tinashe performing at the abbey oh ok I hate myself and my life

[ya boy @totallytomato]

@talabalba oh I see from your profile I also missed Tove Lo and Poot

[ya boy @totallytomato]

the secret to not being fat anymore is never ordering Little Caesar’s again

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Garlic be having like 20 pairs of panties on. Very excessive.

[ya boy @totallytomato]

I spend roughly 30 hours a week looking at men’s butts online and it’s never enough

[max 🇮🇷 𓄂☼ @firstboyonmoon]

Covid watching the viruses that were released after it flop

[ya boy @totallytomato]

@letmedowngently starry eyes sparking up my darkest night ugh her pen

[garshmo @garshmo]

Something fat just happened

[d @scarletmroon]

sorry where were you guys april 19 2024. my culture is not your costume

[ya boy @totallytomato]

@reznikoffteaxs honestly fck off man she’s a star

[ya boy @totallytomato]

watching Backrooms and didn’t realize it’s 43 thousand hours long

[ya boy @totallytomato]

slept in and missed my personal training appointment but my PT texted sorry that he didn’t make it for my apmt so we both didn’t show lmaoooo

[ya boy @totallytomato]

googling every actor’s net worth each time I watch a movie

[ya boy @totallytomato]

I’m a bar soap baddie and I’ll never stop

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Who are the people still washing with bar soap? I need to know. How many of y’all are still keeping Dove and Dial in business? Like you walk into the shower, pick up a literal bar, rub it all over yourself, put it back. Not body wash. Not shower gel. A BAR SOAP.