Chris Travers

“aren’t you a little young to be leading a ground branch team?” yes, yes i am
@bychancellor❤️

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just got my legs blown off by a whoopie cushion

[Eye Eater @Eye_Eater]

Interpreting the "Get High, Get a DUI" sign on the highway as a direct order

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@bychancellor fuck yeah

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

when are we getting these @bychancellor

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

Burrito erupted all over the work microwave and my 50 year old coworker said “I found a guy In that kinda shape before”

[juliAn @oigevalt]

shlumped in da porta :c

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@sixofgray @bychancellor @ssierraone yeah we know that’s what makes it fun

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@bychancellor @ssierraone oh so you know about court then

[camel :-) @dustytit]

guy who misheard a common phrase deciding to try it out for the first time: yea i trust him about as far as i can throat him

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i met mr beast she's black

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

i have the diarrhea bug again and i can’t even complain about it to my mom because the last time i did she accused me of playing in my butt

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@bychancellor YOU’VE MET MY MOM ONCE HOW DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE

[lace @scenehe4rt]

i have to keep smoking weed. for America

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@thesuperiorZ @bychancellor @sixofgray that’s not saying much

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@sixofgray @thesuperiorZ @bychancellor a guy can dream

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@bychancellor @sixofgray @thesuperiorZ fuck yes

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@sixofgray @thesuperiorZ @bychancellor can we do this too but better and gayer

[Chris Travers @totallytravers]

@bychancellor oh ok. cool