🦩Tess 🦩

hail satin✨proud deep fried feminist✨meretrix augusta✨she/her

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

Six veils into Salome and she gives you that look like she wants head on a silver platter

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

just made this in an uber and it’s kind of for no one but me

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@james_f_thomas Proud of you, buddy

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@james_f_thomas As it’s said, Sodom today, Gomorrah the world!

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

Sign that reads, “TRESSPASSERS WILL BE 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑛 ON SIGHT”

[Naomi Elizabeth @thisisnaomie]

Time to clock in at the You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie factory

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@anddreadful I have met like three people in the past month who play the curse of strahd and it makes me think of you every time lol

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@juncassis @james_f_thomas Thank god there is room in academia for your studies ♥️

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

WHERE CAN I GET A MAN LIKE THIS!!?

[dack @kcadbackwards]

guy who's only seen Grease watching the end of Thelma and Louise: ohhhh I know where this is going...

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@Brotinus I’m so happy for them

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@james_f_thomas I love your mind. I’ve missed sfw (-ish) twt

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@james_f_thomas So-called allies… need to step up their game

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

Obviously there are bigger problems with the American Eagle ad, but I feel insane that no one else has mentioned that it’s a rip-off of this Calvin Klein ad from the eighties: https://t.co/Y7aHHRCYzI

[Evan @playacathysong]

I so wish Leslie Jordan was still alive to star in Oh, Mary

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

@shannonpurser The Princess Bride is a movie that makes my brain feel and work better

[frye @___frye]

the plural of FedEx is Fedices

[🦩Tess 🦩 @totalmesstess]

I’m at a ketamine treatment and couldn’t remember the name of Pete Best (formerly of The Beatles), but don’t worry, the encyclopedia Britannica has a chat bot! We are so fucked on the AI front

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

and always remember, free palestine.