Ryan

Mr Jabba the Hut, fat slob, no-good, lazy bum of a tweeter

[Ryan @totboxten]

Y’all ever get a tattoo just to flex on squids

[Ryan @totboxten]

Key rings are crazy because everyone just walks around like “there are 8 doors somewhere in the world that only I can open”

[Ryan @totboxten]

I might be omw but I have NEVER been On my way!

[Ryan @totboxten]

Am I a shareholder yet?

[Ryan @totboxten]

Bread question: what’s the difference between a roll and a loaf? If you’re gonna eat it alone is it a roll? Sourdough roll????

[Ryan @totboxten]

Are you in a bad mood or have you just not listened to music today

[Ryan @totboxten]

When you spin the roll too fast and have to wipe with 250ft of tp

[Ryan @totboxten]

The little minions at Spotify that make each of my daily mixes have such different music tastes and I love them for it

[Ryan @totboxten]

Did anybody ever have one of these that actually worked lol

[Ryan @totboxten]

A ghost walks into a full bar and says, “Damn it’s a ghost town in here”

[Ryan @totboxten]

Nothing like those stretches after sitting down at work for a couple hours where you black out a little bit

[Ryan @totboxten]

You don’t need a mask to tell people public you’re not a republican, being polite to people in the service industry already does that

[Ryan @totboxten]

Based Socko

[Ryan @totboxten]

If onlybody isn’t a word it should be

[Ryan @totboxten]

If engineers were as innovative as boba places are with their cups we’d have flying cars by now

[Ryan @totboxten]

The only person I know is cruel and selfish enough to leave my perfect sanctuary of a room messy is me

[Ryan @totboxten]

I no longer wish to participate in society

[The Guardian @guardian]

Shrek at 20: an unfunny and overrated low for blockbuster animation https://t.co/VgqMqEXbu8

[Ryan @totboxten]

Nothing worse than finding out someone’s into something you’re into and then realizing later they really aren’t that into it and we’re just going along with it

[Ryan @totboxten]

I don’t get the whole “COVID was created to execute control on the public and seize power” because buying American politicians is just a way cheaper way of doing that?

[Ryan @totboxten]

Do the smokers from those commercials have to wear a mask on their neck hole?