End David 

18 12 22 ❤️ 31 01 26  💔 @fcbarcelona 

[End David  @toti_keed]

There are clowns out there that compare this piece of art to UCL because of an insecure Portuguese

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🏆✨

#FIFAWorldCup

[Prema @Prema_Chinweze]

Lionel Messi is the greatest player on earth, dead or alive, and that’s fact!

[End David  @toti_keed]

Until it’s time to marry

[Empress @PempressP]

The fact that a girl can easily pull any guy she wants, even though she is broke, proves that men are so easy to get.

[End David  @toti_keed]

Where’s Ronaldo?

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The World Champion club at #FIFAWorldCup 2026 🏆

[LeBron James @KingJames]

MESSI 🫡🐐👏🏾👏🏾

[End David  @toti_keed]

Portugal represents all 5 of them

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

5 countries you’ll be hate watching at the World Cup?

[FIDEL @nathana_el_fid0]

@Junias_Andjene @toti_mike But he is a mad man though

[Sir Max @Sir__Max1]

She and her daughter are so annoying.

[TMAN @Mangulukeni1]

All those years and it's only when your mother becomes a President that you gain the courage to "drove there and knocked on their door"? That's the language of Sackey Shanghala.

[Ëngineër wokOwambo🖇️® @poha_mba]

My engineers, in case nobody warned you‼️
People are out there using your CVs to tender for Projects and not hiring you, especially if you have an impressive one
That’s the disadvantage of sharing your CV after seeing a status saying I’m looking for an engineer, DM
😭😭😭😭😭

[End David  @toti_keed]

😂😂😂

[FEEL_THE_BREEZE •~• 🇳🇦🇿🇦 @COTALIZO_]

@ndalila_rauna @BeeSikopo The problem with them they are used to referring to people as zopas.. aadhikwa kuzopa nee

[End David  @toti_keed]

Efiku loye lokunya aaliya Ashke 😂

[onkelo_hakuku🌸 @ndalila_rauna]

Eish🥹

[Dr Khushboo @khushbookadri]

FIFA World Cup is around the corner, so dear Twitter algorithm, connect me with people who support Messi and Argentina 🇦🇷

[End David  @toti_keed]

“IT and senior engineers failed”
lol

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything.
Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly.
That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down.

IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked.
Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system.
HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.”

The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary.
He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀

[End David  @toti_keed]

But genuinely she just wants a male to share a 2 bedroom with. Stop being perverts guys

[Magano🦋 @maganoGasamwele]

Who wants to share a 2 bedroom flat with me ???🥹🥹 in Otjomuise. Men only

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[MacNatty 🇳🇦 @Natty10_LFC]

My first day at Nam Breweries as a quality controller

[Proud Ijebu Boy💡💚🇳🇬 @investor_jnr]

@MrWills96 There’s no way Ronaldo should win the World Cup even if it means Barcelona would go 2 decades without trophy. Make Messi win am again abeg. 🥺🙏

[End David  @toti_keed]

Second option

[Mr Wills @MrWills96]

Choose one as a Culer😂💔

1. 🇵🇹 Portugal wins the World Cup, Lamine Yamal wins the Ballon d'Or, and FC Barcelona wins the Champions League next season.

OR

2. 🇦🇷 Argentina wins the World Cup, Lionel Messi retires immediately, and FC Barcelona goes trophyless for two consecutive seasons.