Aristotle John

so 80s, so 90s, so now!

[Aristotle John @totle9]

I'm pretty sure I have the best grandfather/namesake in the world. Also how do I get my hands on that giant sign? http://t.co/QNooHIiw

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Pics or it didn’t happen

[Brandon Lim @TheBrandonLim]

Have you ever pulled dick so good you shocked YOURSELF?! 😳

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In all the beautiful coverage of Catherine O’Hara’s impact and career there’s not nearly enough mention of Beetlejuice. Justice for Delia.

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I bet rapaport uses the f-slur

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@TheCinesthetic Six Feet Under, Big Love, The Comeback

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@MerriamWebster Also the ‘T’ in ‘eighth’

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

I had a friend who used to call me at 4am crying about her boyfriend. I’d wake up, listen, let her vent, and then go back to sleep, more than once. One night I couldn’t sleep, so I thought I’d return the favor and called her at 4am. She answered and told me she was sleeping, & I should call back tomorrow. Moral of the story: always remember that energy you give isn’t always going to be reciprocated—set your boundaries, even with “friends.”

[Aristotle John @totle9]

@pamelaadlon as @KyleRichards in any fictionalized housewives content

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The Prep & Landing franchise has really lost its edge

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Are you in Edinburgh for #EdFringe?? Come see the show I directed! Running til Aug 14th! https://t.co/x3WNlc2kJE

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Finally #creesummer is in the mcu

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Just had the perfect meal for two: Calamari, Caesar salad, linguine vongole, ribeye with white beans and mashed potatoes, shared. Two martinis apiece. No dessert.

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@juveriazaheer you are so incredibly cool! You have such a great style, it’s nice to see you getting yours on the jeopardy stage 💙💙

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@GraceWithAnO you are a living legend. I wanna be more like you every day

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Get Your Tickets Today!
https://t.co/YCC5MT8jOC

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I’m directing @thematfinish in his solo show #hollywoodfringe
https://t.co/5jJ5TnU1Ku

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I unlocked $30 Rush tickets for Stephen Sondheim's Old Friends on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/PA5zcPUZup

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SLAYa Salonga #OldFriends

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#Rumours was directed by three people?!?! Felt like more

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The trouble with poet is how do you know it’s deceased

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Inside Out 2 is very Uno Flip coded