MB

Love to chat absolute shite 😇

[MB @totoroboy]

@IGNUKDeals GUYS CHECK IT QUICK

[MB @totoroboy]

@cosyallie I keep checking Smyths but no luck, manifest we both get one 😭

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[MB @totoroboy]

@IGNUKDeals Pre orders for the console are out of stock 😭

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

NEW 🚨 The smirking woman from the 2008 Galaxy advert who'd hunt down the bar of chocolate from a dusty box under her bed before eating one chunk has signed up for this year's #Strictly

[MB @totoroboy]

Do you think Mr Kipling is a Top or a Bottom?

[MB @totoroboy]

@official_throne

[MB @totoroboy]

@Blazingoth When I lived in Wiltshire I would walk to work at around 6am in the summer so it was still light out. I would have to walk by an old church with a zebra crossing right in front of it. I remember just seeing a leg from the knee down crossing the road and it just vanished

[Robo @robowyd]

Grandpa Joe when Charlie found the last golden ticket:

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

when i break into a house but they’re watching the corrie tram crash

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

He looks like the fish from spongebob

[MB @totoroboy]

@mateggleston The way I smash a whole tub in thirty mins is not okay 💀

[MB @totoroboy]

Currently staying in the Scottish Highlands @darrenshan I know Vampire Mountain is around here somewhere 😌

[Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98]

Got my pride shirt ready 🌈

[MB @totoroboy]

@darrenshan I will, thank you 🙏

[MB @totoroboy]

Praying @darrenshan comes to the Midlands for a book signing. Even thinking about making a deal with Lord Loss 🙏

[MB @totoroboy]

@mateggleston The lineup is proper shite but I do love Clementine Douglas 😭

[MB @totoroboy]

@mateggleston My cat always eats her arse on my bed if it helps

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Little tip: If you’re looking for something fun and cheap to do in the UK right now why not try going to bed at 5:45pm

[MB @totoroboy]

@mateggleston Dark chocolate turns my face into a bumhole but the white chocolate are a bit of me