sam i am

We can't choose where we come from, but we can choose where we go from there

[sam i am @toucaansam]

A young couple got too close up behind my 55 year old aunt at McDonald's so she told em to back up, the girl said "what the fuck did you say to me?" And my aunt goes "you ever met that bitch? IM THAT BITCH. Back up."

[bryan 🐍 @cowboylikebryan]

frame it and hang it up in the fucking louvre

[austin @gIimpseofrelief]

joe alwyn stiff as a board at rep tour during songs about him meanwhile travis kelce is front and center shaking ass to a song about harry styles… i love him and you all should too

[sarah @longlivespampi]

the way he says ootd 😭😭

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

[L7UX @ll7ux]

jus me n her at the pumpkin patch

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“ how u know?”
my home girl :

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

me after the breaking dawn part 2 battle scene was revealed to be a vision

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Yeah if it’s killing thousands of fish maybe we shouldn’t just trust the officials that it’s all good for humans

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Carmel High School really demonstrates the problem with how we fund U.S. public schools. Carmel, a hyper wealthy community, was able to put up a college-sized school while many other schools in Indiana struggle to even get updated textbooks and updated classrooms.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you need to be hobbit-maxxing. you should be eating big breakfasts and making dramatic exits from parties. you need to be growing potatoes and drinking ale. you need to be smoking with wizards

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

Taylor Swift broke ticketmaster 😭

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

bella octobering, novembering and decembering in new moon

[Nedra Glover Tawwab @NedraTawwab]

Children are not appropriate emotional confidants. Even if they are great listeners, stop making them “mature for the age” by overloading them with adult problems.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month
https://t.co/olaLFId7Jx

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A whale shark gliding through bioluminescent algae appears to be swimming in space.

Credit: Mike Nulty

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[big ceo @korysverse]

dance moms at its prime was some of the best reality television to ever hit the face of the earth

[jess @portgasdworded]

No because Pride and Prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated my behavior patterns and why +

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.