William Phillander

cornell alumni, 2cb, cornell law

[William Phillander @touchdownewman]

You’re 5’8 and balding #shrink #loser #watchthegamebro

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@BelkReport 😂😂

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@razor1751 Bro

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@razor1751 Unemployed tweeting about the love island characters calling them unemployed #noticing #interesting

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Injured bird in section 214 @Yankees @yankeestadium @ASPCA

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@razor1751 Let’s get back to work on those job applications pal

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@semisauced Tbf the girl is pretty hot

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Beyond a shrink what are we doing man

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@fuckyou_9000 Awesome dude! So sick

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Dont think I will! But thanks #shrink

[William Phillander @touchdownewman]

@friedfriday_ Feet out at a place of employment what is going on 😭😭😭

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@hailyeah33 Gotta give me a cryptic hint

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@hailyeah33 Mad curious to know what house ur in

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Let’s go big red

[William Phillander @touchdownewman]

@PEWilliams_ Suggestion: start at the top and work your way to the bottom. You want to deal with the elevation changes at the top of Manhattan while your legs are still fresh not at the very end

[William Phillander @touchdownewman]

One of my last nights of college (going to law school btw don’t worry) ripping balloons after the function everything will be a okay

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Do I even need to say it

[William Phillander @touchdownewman]

@hailyeah33 Going to raves: fun
Talking about them: lame

[William Phillander @touchdownewman]

@bezuidengoy This shit means something to me