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omg u know me so well uwu

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the forecast is saying I might be a yeasgt quen once again

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my hangovers consist of one hour of pure PAIN and then 5 hours of adulterated MANIC energy

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are you a yeast queen? I am. Bow don to my YEAST

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more and more I look at an expired piece of food and say "i can still eat this"

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Do booger show up under black light?

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I'VE GOT A BOTTLE OF WINE AND @conangray 'S LOOKALIKE RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND AND VEINS!!! AND I FEEL ALIVE!

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I think i have have ate raw/undercooked meat it's cool tho I love the texture beneath my teeth

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I think i'll write folk music next

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I journal, work on projects, play video games, go on casual, and start anonymous twitters accounts and I'm still reminded that I'm not okay or fine constantly.

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all the fucking social and farmer simulation games can't help me learn how to be your friend again.

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random sad tweet alert

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raw meat sent through the postage as a very special christmas gift
#omahasteaks

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just made microwave popcorn holding the hot bag up to my chest feels so good! honestly the feeling must be like when they put a newborn baby on a mom's chest

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I love to eat soup alone, it is the most comforting and least vulnerable way to eat soup #justlittlethings #cozy

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Haven't you done enough damage?
I think you can see yourself out
I just want to be left alone with my farts

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I ate so much raw chicken this summer... ah shit .... ahh you guys.... #ironchef #cuisine #Foodies

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It's unfair to judge nipples. Nobody asked for their #nipples

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*gravely voice* So have you ever... had sex with a ghost?

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have you ever smelled a fart so unique you can almost taste it? #fart

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Jokes aside there are days where I hope you die then I get a wave of something like like guilt or empathy and I hope you change
get better