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@SStricklandMMA Someone is drunk

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@sentdefender Someone explain what the implications of this are for us lesser informed folks

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Dear basketball

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@izzywizzy122ID We need updates

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@Apple we should be able to change the colors of the eyes on this 👀 emoji

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Anthony Volpe never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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@MeCookieMonster U gotta be pissed 🤣🤣

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@sacsheriff Fun police have arrived

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@Dexerto Bye bye chalupa...💔💔

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If you’re rocking a phone case in 2026 reevaluate your priorities.

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You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

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@neosoulchris @ThrillaRilla369 🎯🎯

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This guy Mamdani just gave one of the greatest speeches I’ve ever heard.

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@SugaSeanMMA Suga cmon twan

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Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

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Being A Man of Yogurt, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din. #ManofYogurt

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Gonna talk about what’s really on everyone’s mind today after that Knicks game last night

Is Taylor Swift mad at Travis Kelce? We know that Kelce is a Cavaliers fan and they went to game 3 together in Cleveland.
Trouble in Paradise??!

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If your Dan Hurley are you rooting for Castle or the Knicks?

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@omoelerinjare1 The amount of people trying to defend her actions in these replies is concerning 😭