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clueless

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sex

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@meatsweatmcgee im a sub and im dumb as shit

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more bees die in car accidents than people
think about it

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@Phembi134720 make a banana bread sandwich

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one of these things is not like the other

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@mysti_mole in march

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the one thing i gained from dating apps is the knowledge that women are not attracted to me

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if there is someone out there for me, turns out they definitely aren't on the dating apps

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DICK PIC IDEAS VOL III:
- Greek statue pose side-by-side (will look big in comparison)
- googly eyes
- Burrito
- In a flower bouqet (then you give her the flowers)
- next to a monster, can but with LOTR perspective trick
- Rainbow/transflag
- Please just stop posting these

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need lol

[Ikita Tagashi✌ @MrTagashi]

Romena's funny underwear ✌️

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I'm proud to announce that, after this pride event, everyone in town is now aware that i don't know how to do the hot to go dance.

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pride exists to show how boring we really are, like why are there so many gay bingo nights?

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i blame Love on the Spectrum for making me believe i had a chance

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DICK PIC IDEAS VOL II:
- Obligatory hot dog pic, but instead of ketchup it's coom
- Dressed up in tiny tux with sharpie smiley face on tip
- Balloon animal twist???
- prison uniform (on dick) with caption "paying for the crime of all these novelty dick pics"

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DICK PIC IDEAS VOL I:
- peeking out of a banana peel, caption "Who's my little monkey?"
- Make a parfait splatter on the counter like it's your splooge
- in a blender (UNPLUGGED) with fruit, "You're a smoothie, aren't you?"
- blueberry eyeballs

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Dick pics are like a monster movie- the more suspense you create, the bigger it is. - Steven Spielberg

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when the scandinavian hottie offers to bang 'all night' but it's summer solstice...

[mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ @mysti_mole]

call my erection the ecosystem the way a lack of insects is causing it to collapse

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reminder that you can look like this and still get 0 game on tinder

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@mysti_mole i forgot what i was doing