DICK PIC IDEAS VOL III:
- Greek statue pose side-by-side (will look big in comparison)
- googly eyes
- Burrito
- In a flower bouqet (then you give her the flowers)
- next to a monster, can but with LOTR perspective trick
- Rainbow/transflag
- Please just stop posting these
DICK PIC IDEAS VOL II:
- Obligatory hot dog pic, but instead of ketchup it's coom
- Dressed up in tiny tux with sharpie smiley face on tip
- Balloon animal twist???
- prison uniform (on dick) with caption "paying for the crime of all these novelty dick pics"
DICK PIC IDEAS VOL I:
- peeking out of a banana peel, caption "Who's my little monkey?"
- Make a parfait splatter on the counter like it's your splooge
- in a blender (UNPLUGGED) with fruit, "You're a smoothie, aren't you?"
- blueberry eyeballs