Horatio (not josh)

The name's Horatio. Homie of Hamlet. Scholar📚 my mustache is is better than yours. $10 each, first ride's free😘😉💦 Also i actually live so theres that

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

RIP this account

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

*cough* not breaking the 4th wall *cough*

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

Ophelia is such a slut...forget her...😏eh? Get it? Whatever.

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

*claps once to signify highfiving myself* https://t.co/Q5ZFLeuCYU

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

Lmao not me tho #survivor https://t.co/R6yPt3p9rV

[Hamlet @Hamsheeet]

See yall later

[Hamlet| A-Rod @HAMiAM25]

The one time @QueenGfromDMark makes her own decision she kills herself

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

*I Will Survive plays softly in the background*

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

*sniffles* serious inquiries only...😭😭😭😭

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

@QueenGfromDMark ...too late

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

@QueenGfromDMark um..wrong cup...i would hit the bathroom if i were you

[Laertes ~ Hec @laertesha]

Bruh don't tell ya boy to back down from a fight. Step up like a man and grow some juevones @touchmystache @thebrohoratio

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

Its good, dont stress. He'll be fine im sure😅 https://t.co/YnQYrh5Q8W

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

Why is everybody in my life a psychopath?..jeeze..

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

Im boutta witness some gnarly business...pray for my eyeballs🙏🏼

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

Damn you a freak. This is why we BFFs https://t.co/X5HMxKAiBB

[Hamlet @hammywham]

Shh, not in public https://t.co/DhLdXJhkUG

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

@hammywham ...dude.....kiss it...kiss Yorick...

[Horatio (not josh) @touchmystache]

@hammywham @Horatioooo5 put em up scrub

[Hamlet @hammywham]

@touchmystache @Horatioooo5 beach your next on my list of people to die