It's been a great ride but it's clear that there isn't enough value to merit the continuing operation of the protocol. Thanks everyone who used it, hung out in discord and made it into the cool project it was
For any questions hit us up in our Discord
Wigs rule Baldies drool π¨βπ¦°
Gm π‘οΈ
After careful consideration, the team has decided to sunset Toupee
We will leave the front end up for another month to allow everyone to withdraw all their assets. After that, withdrawals will need to be done directly through the contract.
Epoch 67 is live! It's crime szn (but not the good kind). Best to weather the storm in projects that actually have a value prop. Unless you enjoy getting dumped on, in which case, go nuts!
Epoch 66 is live! Lots of things happening in crypto right now, losing your portfolio to chop along with you hair? That's where a brand new Toupee comes in π§βπ¦°
Epoch 65 is live! If you've ever been so over (bald) or unbelievably back (new hairpiece, gf in her 20s), then you know a little something about life's ups a downs. Come to Toupee to get that hair straightened out and life back on track π§βπ¦°π‘οΈ
Epoch 64 is live! We recommend everyone take a lil break from studying doomp*rn on the TL and go ask out a real girl.
If you upgraded to one of our patented hairpieces recently she might even say yes π«‘
Epoch 62 is live! We're not sure if the golden bull market is over, just beginning or just a mirage. That's what makes crypto exciting so don't lose your hair over it (if you do we can help)
Epoch 58 is live! We've got a new Aero plugin that lets you get some early exposure to Berachain (the chain that will never launch).
With $fartcoin about to hit a billion we know you guys aren't above buying into BUTT/PLUG so stop kidding yourselves π