danielle

i AM THE shit

[danielle @toupin]

Wish our neighbors would splurge on quieter hookers. http://t.co/Fyjfkwje

[danielle @toupin]

http://t.co/I6XasH1F Misplaced apostrophes are just as annoying as the question mark I've used here?

[danielle @toupin]

http://t.co/VNfllCbm A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars.

[danielle @toupin]

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[danielle @toupin]

http://t.co/zp9FCbGP Just bought my gay son some Brunchables

[danielle @toupin]

I've been making money online for a few weeks now! http://t.co/EXcbHRpt

[danielle @toupin]

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[danielle @toupin]

bout to run on the tredmill =) ooooooooo fun fun