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no

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That 4th biggest exporter claim is just a return to the norm but excluding gold we are in fact declining https://t.co/q2kSSSeLcU #bbclaurak

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The "weather man" on This Morning is painful to watch #ThisMorning Trigger warnings needed for this

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#ThisMorning
Am I the only one you've ever been with?
Yes! All the rest have been nines or tens!

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he can't do the accent though

[Jane ✨2025✨love laugh be happy @janekleimunt]

James Martin on @lorraine looks like he’s dressed from Mary Poppins. He’s channeling Dick Van Dyke ……

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#ThisMorning
I need a trigger warning whenever someone appears with fake lips, botox face, weird eyebrows, fake tan and surgical interventions

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#ThisMorning I wrote a letter of complaint to an NHS hospital using sturdy paper. It was a stiff letter and it seemed to do the trick.

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I need a trigger warning every time someone appears on the television having been cosmetically altered or surgically enhanced. The white toothed combination of botox, fat lips, mad eyebrows, plumped cheeks, fake arses, improbable tits and orange tan enrages me. #ThisMorning

[Milligan O'Hare @BlackClawEmb]

Anyone else seen that Peugeot advert where she talks about whispering into arseholes? 🙈😄

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foock

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Above Top Secret - William to bring Knighting Sword to Wembley - "just in case"

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@TimInSuffolk I'm shagging an invisible woman whose babies will be invisible so I can deny their existence.

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when, asked about Sir Mark's future, would not guarantee his gob was safe https://t.co/c2GfwsAdxk via @MailOnline Yikes - his gob is not safe

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#DominicCummings #DominicCummngs

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Time to get shot of Dominic Cummings #cumshot

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Time to get shot of Dominic Cummings #cumshot

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#Marr Why didn't Andrew Marr say to Grant Shapps "Please could you ring Dominic Cummings and ask him and then report back?"

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How many times has Grant Shapps said "it's my understanding..." #DominicCummngs @AndrewMarr9

[Kirsty H @Kirsty_H220]

Kinda love that the press knew he had been twice, but waited for his mates to tweet their support before burning them all down to the ground with the second release 😂 #DominicCummngs

[Kenny Arnold @kennyarnold1997]

Here’s your freedom of travel mask to print out in case you get stopped anywhere. Just put it on, and do whatever the fuck you want. #DominicCummngs #BorisJohnson

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@bbclaurak did you know?

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