I need a trigger warning every time someone appears on the television having been cosmetically altered or surgically enhanced. The white toothed combination of botox, fat lips, mad eyebrows, plumped cheeks, fake arses, improbable tits and orange tan enrages me. #ThisMorning
Kinda love that the press knew he had been twice, but waited for his mates to tweet their support before burning them all down to the ground with the second release 😂 #DominicCummngs
Here’s your freedom of travel mask to print out in case you get stopped anywhere. Just put it on, and do whatever the fuck you want. #DominicCummngs#BorisJohnson