Tourettes Santa

I'm the one and only JESUSSHITTINGTITS Santa Claus! Follow my BIGMONKEYBALLS on twitter!

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Happy TITWANK Christmas. May 2017 be DONALD TRUMP IS A MASSIVE DILDO full of happiness!

Love SCx

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@CliveHasTheHorn TOASTED PISS FLAPS

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My mate James Bond works in an abattoir. He has a licence to kill!! He gets all the ladies. Briefly

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Happy Christmas to all you good little boys and girls! I'm off for a big SOAPYTITWANK nap now!

My best

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Uh oh running late. Had a few too many eggnogs ABSOLUTELYBOLLOCKFACED last night! Better get my skates on!
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U better watch out. U better not cry. U better not pout I'm telling u why. Santa Claus is HAVINGABIGSHIT coming to town!
HO HO TITS HO
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I'm following Jamie MASSIVEDONG Oliver's turkey tips this year!
https://t.co/NnSOe4x9DE

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selfie!! Me, Frosty, Colin the head elf and some delightful SPOILTBRATBASTARD child!
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I want to goto the pub with head elf but Mrs Claus says I have to Christmas shop.She's such MISERABLEBITCH task master. Love her! MINGE
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@_kateness I awake when the new john FUCKINGBULLSHIT Lewis ad comes out!

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#johnlewis #Christmas #fistingbadgers

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I know one thing about penguins...they TASTELIKEBASTARDCHICKEN are gorgeous little things!!

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#JohnLewis

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I love Halloween especially trick or treaters. I love to give them special MINGE BISCUITS sweet treats! See you soon
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@CastingHouseLtd I'm afraid my santa jokes are a bit PISSPOOR BISCUITS dated! Snow joke!
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#Christmas

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Is it Christmas yet? Feels like it, it is a bit BASTARDFREEZING nippy! Happy Bank holiday you lovely TITS people. See you in December
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Happy New COTTONBOLLOCKS Year!

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Having emptied my sacks all over the world it's time to WANKLIKEAMONKEY have a lovely cup of tea!

Happy Christmas

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Happy Christmas!! I hope you all get lots of JIZZYTITFLAPS presents!!

Love
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I'm watching Harry Potter with Mrs C. She thinks I'm a DIRTYBEARDYWANKER magic too!
ChritmassyPresenticus! HOHO

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#HarryPotter #Christmas

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@ShetlandDave no I made them by OFCOURSEIFACKINGDUD hand!

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Here I am again,wrapping 7 billion presents. It's taken me 2 hours to find the end if this BASTARDMONKEYSHIT Sellotape!

HO HO HUM

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