Tova Byrne

child detective

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

roommate said if I brought home a harmonica she would break it. said to her, honey, you can damage a harmonica but you can't kill the blues!

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

Cujo Juno double feature

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

Do this in NY you cowards

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Lionsgate is holding a screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ where you need to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie

If you stop, you’ll be escorted out of the theater and you can’t watch the rest of the film

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

right now my only states are work, panic, actively trying not to panic (succeeding), actively trying not to panic (failing), and unconsciousness

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

this just happened to me again

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

told my friend that I fell and really ate shit on the way to meet them. the first thing they said was “that happens to you a lot”

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

deliberately convincing all my algorithms that doechii is the only person I know exists

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

2008 was all about having your life totally change but more importantly wearing the CD of the Juno soundtrack to shreds in your mom’s Honda pilot

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

shocked, appalled, thrilled to accidentally open my drafts and realize I have been drafting shit for months that I have never once looked at

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

it’s a beautiful moment in time to have a boyfriend that does actually look quite a lot like Adam Scott

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

@dieworkwear Thank god. Saw this and was praying you would swoop in here to save the day

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

she bounce on it like she’s trying to kill a bug

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

Close Encounters of the Richard Kind

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

Last Days - Brian Evenson

[傑伊 @evangelicboy]

lets get this fucking party started

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

really excited to announce that the olympics are going to fuel a wonderful few weeks of pointing at stuff and going “that’s Lucas”

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

the cat outside the bathroom trying to get me to give him breakfast when I’m just trying to pee first

[Nick Prueher @nickprueher]

My new thing is making fake magazines and leaving them in waiting rooms.

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

@TheGayChingy remembering this Kate Nash album has stopped my entire day dead in its tracks

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

My parents had this picture of Tom Waits up for years, with “Tom Waits” written underneath in the frame. My best friend, who had seen it no less than 400,000 times, was one day like “hold on that’s Tom Waits!” She had been reading the description as Tom waits. As in Tom, waiting

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

why is my cat’s vibe so children of the corn

[ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE @HorrorHijabi]

ISRAEL LITERALLY HAS PALESTINIAN MEN IN LITERALLY CONCENTRATION CAMPS. ITS DESCRIBED AS A TORTURE CAMP AND WE JUST OBTAINED FOOTAGE FROM IT THANKS TO CNN. MORE INFO DOWN BELOW THIS IS SO DISTURBING

[Tova Byrne @tovaby]

@ali_sivi Wild at Heart. I’m being so serious