Tóbilọ́lá عَبْدُ الرَزَقِ

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[Arojinle @arojinle1]

There are horses of 850k and 900k on Jiji. Take note that the sellers are in Lagos. Now, let's go back to Ibrahim Chatta. He doesn't buy his horses from Lagos. He's a Nupe man who knows the market of horses in the North. I didn't assume this. He was describing the kind of horses Hausa sellers call "Barka" in one of his videos.

Let's assume he even bought all these one for ₦1 million each. How much is 48 million that Ibrahim Chatta doesn't have?

Let's back up a little. In the video that was reacted to, he didn't even claim he has 48 horses right now. He said he HAS LOST 48 horses over time. Boom! We jumped to "He doesn't have money for 48 horses"

There's no way you want to spin it. The argument falls flat and is insulting and disrespectful to the person of Chatta.

[DaddyE’s @Akposxau]

Na konji carry this girl come here

[Tóbilọ́lá عَبْدُ الرَزَقِ @Towbilobar]

@topzy28 If I quote will this girl screenshot online people will roast me

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

if you broke, you no fit do yahoo again wallahi😂😂😂😂😂

the updates wey dey around now, you go need money buy tools and accounts. no be like before wey you go download facebook, tomorrow you be millionaire.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Only you will spray, Riggs, Nivea, Dove, you still add club de nuit and 9pm. If you mistakenly pass where they are roasting corn, you will just hear voooom, you will catch fire.

🤣🤣🤣

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

I once lied to a man that I was pregnant just to see his reaction.

This man no even ask questions. I just saw an alert. I asked, “Wetin be this?” He said, “I already know.”

The next afternoon, he called again to ask, How far? 😭😂

[Nigerian Affairs Journal @NigAffairs]

BREAKING: Professor Bello Abubakar, the personal physician of former Governor El-Rufai, has been arrested by the ICPC after he misled the commission to believe that El-Rufai was being attended to at the National Hospital in Abuja but was instead holding a meeting with Kaduna ADC governorship candidate Isa Ashiru Kudan.

The commission said the arranged medical visit was used for activities outside the scope contemplated by the court and the ICPC.

[Topz @tophz_]

My wife told me, word for word:

“Don’t speak to me again.”

Not “leave me alone.”

Not “I’m mad.”

“Don’t speak to me again.”

So I didn’t.

The next morning, she was supposed to leave for the girls’ trip she’d been talking about for almost a year.

International flight.
Non-refundable tickets.
Everyone else was already on the way to the airport.

She overslept…

[Ayekooto @DeeOneAyekooto]

IFalana is attacking FG for allowing illegal agency to run but he's also the Attorney of the DG of the illegal Agency.

Pure Anarchist!

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Your friend could afford ₦30 million for just two horses, yet Ibrahim has owned horse stables for 15 years and still supposedly can't own 48 horses?

Twitter class captain, please na

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My friend refused to sleep with her husband for seven months because of their marital issues.

Yesterday, she found a hotel receipt in his pocket.

She asked, "Were you with another woman?"

He replied, "Yes."

She messaged me, "Babes, he has started cheating on me. Someone that is supposed to be begging me."

I asked, "How many months have you denied him sex?"

She replied, "Just seven months."

[Ẹniọla 🇳🇬 @treatpworld]

Aso Ebi was ₦95k, but after calculating sewing, transportation, shoes, bag, and other expenses, I decided to send her ₦100k as my support and opted out of the group.

I explained to her that money was tight for me right now and pleaded with her to manage the ₦100k as my contribution.

Instead, she went and told one of our mutuals that I’m always making excuses.

She even promised to refund the money. It’s been 5 days since I sent her my account details, and she still hasn’t returned it… should I send her a reminder?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Lagos state Government arrest 396 beggars, to send them back to their respective states.

[Alh Dowat 🚀 @BigDowat]

We have, na you never chill with yahoo boys before

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

NO CAP.

[Super Eagles Supporters Club @official_esclub]

Beating Spain at the World Cup isn't for everyone 👀

[LEGENDARY J.O.E @LegendaryJoe]

😆

Me: "I have 10 children."

Dick: He does not have the energy to sire 10 Children. Let's be serious.

Intelligent Audience: You are not making sense. What does it take to have 10 children.

Seeing he got clocked:

Dick: Are the children from one woman?

What does he feed them? Breast or formula?

By the way, what are the races of those children? Or are there mixed races?

Most importantly, how many daughters?

We do not only know what we are doing - We also know those we do it to. And only the lowest of men submit themselves for their gaslight.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Like every domestic animals, horses are of different breeds. There are chickens worth ₦4M per one. Viatina-19, a cow, is worth more than ₦1 billion. It's like talking about cars. There are cars for ₦4M and there are cars for ₦400 million.

Coming back to horses, only someone who is looking to own exotic breeds will import. People have been breeding horses in the northern part of the country for more than 100 years. In fact, there's a breed known as Arewa horse. We also have Bornu and Sulebawa. These breeds cost between ₦900k to ₦5M for juveniles.

As for the management, it depends on the owner. If you have a large expanse of land and you plant what they eat, you can spend as little as 50k per horse, in Nigeria.

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

Some guys never date babe wey get milli for account before
Nah poor poor girls every time 🌚

Ur relationship life kon be like repercussion 😭😅

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

A man wey come from a struggling family
Ur family background no push you ?
Ur papa & mana wey dey struggle at old age no push you ?
Ur blood brothers and sisters no push you ?
Ur mate wey don make no push you ?

Nah one materialistic girl wey no fit afford the lifestyle wey dey her head go kon push you to elevate and do better ?

Omooo naija men suppose get dodoyo nomination for Grammy award ceremony 🤣