tori bowden

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

We get to the net with a little help from our friends 🥹

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

this was usher tonight 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come today i have to watch six straight hours of law and order SVU

[LouieSTLBlues @LouieSTLBlues]

Just so you know @taylorswift13 if being a football fan doesn’t work out, I’ve got a great hockey team for you…

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

.@selenagomez and I are both dropping our new SINGLEs SOON…..

I SAY WE #USEDTOBEYOUNG.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

who's buying me a marg it's been A WEEK

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me in my room thinking about how to get money without working

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

why is my future in my hands, i’m just a girl

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

i be trying to save my money but i’m literally just a girl

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

Explaining to my future spouse that I’ll never retire bc I bought too many treats in the summer of 2023

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
Oppenheimer Barbie
please please

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

me and my girls planning a trip with $0 in our bank account:

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[Blues Buzz @bluesbuzzblog]

CONFIRMED:

Bert Kreischer = Blues fan

#stlblues

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Wow, the traffic jam by your moms house is ridiculous.