tapatio™ on cheez-its

unironic nickelback stan

[tapatio™ on cheez-its @townertan]

pov: you would like to get stoned

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nobody do this i wanna win
https://t.co/5bcbr4exDb

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Toby Keith songs are good.

Go fuck yourselves.

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airdropping photos to unsuspecting people on the plane is just pictochatting on the bus but like 15 years later

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if disney wasn’t run by cowards they would give us the ant man edgar wright wanted to make

[Mari 💖 @ComicLoverMari]

Fun fact: Edgar Wright was the original director for Ant-Man but Marvel fired him because his version wasn’t the typical MCU movie

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sometimes i roll my burritos taco bell style just to feel something

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this reminds me of when my friends were LIVID about me not going to an imagine dragons concert with them and then talking it up as if it isn’t just this bullshit for an hour and a half

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mfs will leave havasu for a month and come back posting on snap like weird shit isn’t a daily occurrence down there

[Racial Nichols @Suite_Tea]

Well then who is the bar for?

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the spotify ai dj is interesting because it’ll say something like “up next we’re gonna hit you with some face-melting hard rock” and then play fucking maneskin and fall out boy

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

https://t.co/vPyolIKQLO

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NO MORE BRUCE WAYNE BATMAN MOVIES terry mcguire did not deserve this kind of erasure

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imagine meeting a content creator who specializes zedge ringtones 💀💀💀

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hot take: gym class heroes put out viva la white girl so that polyphia could have a career

[DreamcastGuy @DreamcastGuy]

Someone said "That Hogwarts Legacy game looks like Dark Souls for mormons" and that might be the funniest way to describe any game ever.

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god i fucking hope so

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🤯 DOJA CAT plans to get a band together and start making "raw, unfiltered hardcore punk" https://t.co/2kLbNOxvuf

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howdy yall sorry to bother you at this hour but have you accepted the popeyes spicy chicken sandwich into your heart as your lord and savior?

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Your time is not up. Your time is now.

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salesmen work hard but my cheapness works harder