Town of Fergus

Fergus is a small town in Ontario, Canada. Renowned for its festivals: the Scottish Festival & Highland Games, and the Fergus Truck Show.

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Foot jobba the hut

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@bzzbzzbitch The owner is a pedo actually. Don’t go to the goofie newfie. The municipality of Fergus forbids it.

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I’m going to the drive in to see the Minecraft movie with -to be totally transparent- the love of my life. But first I am going to have a beer with my buddies. God gave me more gifts to open than just my eyes today. Let’s go.

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@bzzbzzbitch Whether by yourself or shared with friends, there is much to be said about looking over the grand river while enjoying some battered fish and a pint at the Goofie Newfie in Fergus Ontario.

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baked Italian sandwich. Check.
FaceTimed girlfriend. Check.
Wished my friend cole sweet dreams. Check.
Good nights sleep….will report back

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I’m like Mr beast if he was woke

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when my gf watches ufc she starts calling me buddy and dapping me up. I think I like it but I’m unsure

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I’m taking dumps you couldn’t fathom in bathrooms you’ve never heard of

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Got drunk with my bae at a chain restaurant then watched standup comedy then went back to the chain restaurant to get more drunk then watched ufc highlights on YouTube before bed and exchanged pleasant texts with a friend of mine. Blessings. @Senators good luck next season

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Ottawa Senators to win game 7. That’s a Fergus guarantee.

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I know Pierre is shaking in his boots right now

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

This ain’t Happen overnight , I know it seem like it did .

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She knew the Canadian liberal party would win a minority government

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

Everything unfolding how I predicted.

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@jk_rowling you’re gay!!!!

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@tswiftfootlover If you ever come to Fergus I’ll treat you right

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@largemotorcycle people who die from poison approached the vial with a heavy karmic debt

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Residents of Fergus will be permitted to vote for Bloc Québécois

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Been enjoying nic pouches and cutting down on cigs, in a few months it’s gonna start getting warm enough for the Fergus Scottish festival and Highland Games and my girlfriend is hot… so life is good

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I love my wife

[Town of Fergus @TownOfFergus]

to the person who sold my friends fake Xanax:
Thank you for selling us reasonably priced and strong drugs