Will Townsend

[American Gods US @americangodsus]

The war of the #NewGods vs the #OldGods is getting closer. Choose your side wisely. #AmericanGods

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

These assholes told me it was a sweater party. @RealHughJackman #JakeGyllenhaal

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Why didn’t you say something?

I did.

Why didn’t you push him off?

I did.

Why didn’t you cuss him out?

I did.

Why didn’t you tell the police?

I did.

Why didn’t you press charges?

I did.

Why did you just let it happen?

I didn’t.

Why didn’t you beat him up?

(Sigh)

[Will Townsend @townsendwill]

@DarthLux @AliceTownie 😂

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

ATTENTION!
Europe is in the process of outlawing memes.
For as stupid as it sounds, it's not a joke.

New copyright laws will make it illegal to riff on existing IP, affecting memes, videos, etc.
If you're in the EU, you must act NOW!
Find out more here:
https://t.co/wDVrJQAWX4

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Corey Lewandowski, you are a piece of shit. https://t.co/0XeGkev2bW

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Another tragic death in the news today:
Net Neutrality.

Starting today, there is nothing legally preventing companies from throttling access to specific sites or charging Internet users new fees.

If that worries you, SAY SOMETHING!
Nothing changes when you stay silent.

[Will Townsend @townsendwill]

@icklenellierose I have said for a long time we need more capes in every day life and you are rocking that one 👌🙌

[Cara chato @Alguemqueujafui]

i'm laughing, i'm laughing a lot @jacksfilms, help

[Matt Stewart @mattstew_art]

I've been holding back, but I'm finally ready to go viral with this tweet. (Please retweet)

[Will Townsend @townsendwill]

@CameronSperrin @secretcinema Indisputably no 😂👌

[Julia Lepetit Wants You to Vote @JuliaLepetit]

Hey @DWAnimation if you wanted me in your movie, all you had to do was ask. I'm a survivalist camper who can sword fight and has viking lineage I mean come on.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

My online shopping style:

Put everything I like in the cart.

Edit.

Edit more.

Edit until I’m down to one item.

Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info.

Watch free porn.

[Stephanie Beatriz @iamstephbeatz]

WHOA https://t.co/T4SEIYdAco

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

So happy to announce:
NBC IS PICKING UP BROOKLYN 99 for SEASON 6!!!

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is not only the FUNNIEST show on TV, it's also a NECESSARY show with its diverse cast tackling topics like sexuality and profiling.

Cancelling is a HUGE mistake, FOX.
Hope it's picked up on a more forward-thinking DIGITAL platform.
#Brooklyn99 #RenewB99

[Will Townsend @townsendwill]

@AliceTownie @CameronSperrin 💪🙌