Ben Townshend

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@XolidCity Aging well this lad

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

Just been pissmogged

[Cambo @cambo691]

Hydration break

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@DannyAarons Nah you fell in love with finishing 17th

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@HLTCO When we scored i turned to my mrs and said it was too early

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

Who is Barry and why are they drinking his tea?

[▽ @xWickedSports]

The “uk” section at the grocery store

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

Shocked and appalled to not see elf bars on this list

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government has published the list of 125 “everyday essentials” that will see lower prices due to planned tariff cuts

Aubergines
Avocados
Baked beans
Bananas (fresh and dried)
Biscuits
Boiled sweets
Bread
Buckwheat
Candied fruit
Chewing gum
Chocolate (bulk and retail)
Chocolate bars
Chocolate drink preparations
Chocolate spreads
Chocolate with fruit, nuts or cereal
Citrus fruits (various)
Cocoa paste
Cocoa powder
Couscous
Crispbread
Crisps
Dried apples
Dried apricots
Dried figs
Dried papaya
Dried peaches/nectarines
Dried pears
Fonio
Fresh figs
Frozen fruits
Garlic
Gherkins
Gingerbread
Green tea
Jams and marmalades
Limes
Liquorice products
Margarine
Marzipan and pastes
Mixed dried fruit
Mixed fats and oils
Mixed fruit and nuts
Mixed nuts
Mixed preserved fruit and nuts
Non-alcoholic beverages
Olive oil (extra virgin)
Olive oil (other)
Olive oil (virgin)
Olives (for oil production)
Olives (fresh/chilled)
Olives (frozen)
Other fresh fruits
Other peppers (capsicum/pimenta)
Pickled peppers
Pizzas and quiches
Plant-based drinks
Plantains (fresh and dried)
Prepared vegetables
Preserved beans
Preserved citrus fruits
Preserved tropical fruit
Preserved vegetables
Processed potatoes
Quinoa
Rusks
Soups and broths
Sugar confectionery
Sugar tablets
Sweet peppers
Throat pastilles
Toasted bread products
Toffees and caramels
Tomato ketchup
Tomato sauces
Vegetable oils
Waffles and wafers

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@mattletiss7

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@nonewthing We'll be angry with havertz for missing two gilt edged chances you Havertz fellating mong. He's shit. Gyokeres is shit too. Both are true.

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@nonewthing If there's no analysis, why you still clogging up my timeline?

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@nonewthing Do you ever stop chatting shit?

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@nonewthing Same as what happened to your GOAT Havertz then you doughnut. The entire team bar Saliba was ASS

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@nonewthing Gyokeres made Kepa fumble it, it was Gyokeres who made Havertz bottle his chance, it was him who made Trossard be anywhere but where he needed to be. Can't believe he made Hincapie get booked in the 16th minute. This is a team of cowards who hide. It ain't all gyokeres' fault.

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@WelBeast Team of cowards other than Saliba and Gabriel

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Pensioner caught with cocaine worth £600k in mobility scooter
https://t.co/L4Y0zymZUD

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@_samtownshend At least he's not the 52st

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

I dunno, not having rape charges against you is a pretty big plus in my book🤷‍♂️

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@SufiPervert Wonder what your thoughts are on this? Realistically if Nietzsche never spoke about this, if he worth reading?

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@andjamwar God save our gracious King(smill)

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

@JDVance @iamtomskinner Id sit this one out mate when you look like this?

[Ben Townshend @townshend_ben]

Come to conclusion that whoever decided weekends should only be 2 days is a wankstain