Pitching a new McDelivery advert to @McDonaldsUK where the @ubereats_uk rider takes over an hour so half your food is cold and it turns out he's lost one of the bags so the other half of your food no longer exists. Then they don't give you a refund.
One tip I can give is that if you're still showing me dev logos 15 seconds into your trailer, I will not be watching by the time the 16th second rolls around.
If you're waking up in the morning intending to join a 15-hour long queue to pay respects to a dead person, why not pop something black on before you leave the house?
Companies are clamouring to tell you what they're doing as a mark of respect to the Queen, but shout out to HELLO! who must have had this ready to go for years, just waiting for the moment they could exploit her death for profit as soon as possible
My favourite COVID side effects are the one where I snort when I laugh now for some reason, and the one where if I spend time with a dog I literally stop being able to breathe.