mAtt woz 'ere

As you read this, I'm probably playing Spelunky.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

Oh, goodbye again I guess?

https://t.co/ggVqGyHiJ8

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Palace Staff Decides Not To Pack Up Funeral Stuff Just Yet After Seeing King Charles Up Close https://t.co/uOpBt6QJpL

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

@UberUKsupport It's okay, your support has already been more than happy to be as unhelpful as possible.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

Pitching a new McDelivery advert to @McDonaldsUK where the @ubereats_uk rider takes over an hour so half your food is cold and it turns out he's lost one of the bags so the other half of your food no longer exists. Then they don't give you a refund.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

One tip I can give is that if you're still showing me dev logos 15 seconds into your trailer, I will not be watching by the time the 16th second rolls around.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

Finally bought a camera for my bike because the number of poor drivers seems to increase daily.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

is Trombone Champ actually good or just a stupid meme game that everyone will forget in one day?

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

The graphics on this new version of Snake are wild

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

If you're waking up in the morning intending to join a 15-hour long queue to pay respects to a dead person, why not pop something black on before you leave the house?

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Aging Anime Fan Goes for a Naruto Walk

https://t.co/pqHYiGd30s

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

Just discovered that ‘How To with John Wilson’ is on BBC iPlayer, of all places, and it’s brilliant

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

Companies are clamouring to tell you what they're doing as a mark of respect to the Queen, but shout out to HELLO! who must have had this ready to go for years, just waiting for the moment they could exploit her death for profit as soon as possible

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

I never managed it, but this was always my dream

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

What are the big sporting stories today? Oh

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

The Queen, tuned in to BBC One, wondering if she’s already died

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

My favourite COVID side effects are the one where I snort when I laugh now for some reason, and the one where if I spend time with a dog I literally stop being able to breathe.

[mAtt woz 'ere @toythatkills]

@MonsterJail Hah, in seriousness though, I would play this for sure