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[Patto @tp_patterson]

@Mike2tbf @ntimane_tommy @KIopptinho @GerardMcL he’s clearly clueless or been smoking some heavy spice on the sly

[Patto @tp_patterson]

@ntimane_tommy @Mike2tbf @KIopptinho @GerardMcL funny that you think Arbeloa, Riise and Dirk Kuyt are players that you should be winning the UCL with. Also, Torres never played in a UCL final for us, what u on about you clown.

[Patto @tp_patterson]

@ladbible Indian Food tastes of ass

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

Different rules for the England and Scotland captains today

[Patto @tp_patterson]

@premierleague sort your refs out u fuckin clowns

[Patto @tp_patterson]

@sam_r14 Don’t mess with the Tory David Silva

[Empire of the Kop @empireofthekop]

Stay strong, Harvey ❤️

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

Uncle Albert after using Del’s back massager 😂

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 ❤️

[Patto @tp_patterson]

Yes Trent you absolute scouser!

[Patto @tp_patterson]

@ladbible When Kipo fell over for about an hour

[Patto @tp_patterson]

#NewProfilePic

[MrBoywunder @MrBoywunder]

Barca paid £140m for a player to come on and score against them in the Champions League quarter final 😭

[Patto @tp_patterson]

How do I make Naby saying “yes laaad” my message tone

[Patto @tp_patterson]

Legend 🙌🏼

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Best friends, teammates and now Premier League champions.

Adam Lallana pays an emotional tribute to his captain, @JHenderson ❤️

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

COWARDS carry knives!!!!

[Patto @tp_patterson]

Here’s to you Jordan Henderson

[Patto @tp_patterson]

@stu_skips_noone @H2NUK @AndrewCushin @DeadWaxOfficial @jagz_jagz_jagz @banditmusicuk What about the jagz u quilt

[Elmo @WhenImElmo2]

A year ago today I peaked.

[Patto @tp_patterson]

I’d fuckin chin a Big Mac 🍔