Tim Allen

Just a regular dude...

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#asug #asugjetsetter

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

Hey Quentin, a miracle is a #miracle enjoy the show! #tedeschitrucks

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

@SalCampanino @JoshAllenQB @BuffaloBills @attproam What did JA17 shoot at pebble beach today?

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

Watch out now, take care, beware of thoughts that linger winding up inside your head. #GeorgeHarrison

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

@thebeatles turn off your mind, relax and float downstream

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#Bachelor2020 I love you ladies! F*ck the haters!!!

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#Bachelor2020 #missyoumykenna

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#BachelorNation #lieslieslies

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

It’s exciting we live in a country where the presumptive challenger to a fascist autocrat is essentially being decided by a game of Red Rover in an Iowa gym.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

You should know that life is lonely. You come out alone and you go out alone. If you know that, it will get better. Some people will love you and some won't. That's life. If you know that, it's a pretty good life.

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#Bachelor2020 McKenna please stop eating your own face all day

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#Bachelor2020 Tammy from the ‘cuse stole my heart.

[All things bachelor @bachelorbitchhh]

When ur gig is up. #Bachelor2020 #bachelor #bachelorabc

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#JurassicWorldLiveTour

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

@SohrabAhmari Are we actually basing our national moral compass on what #ColinKapernick thinks? The #BetsyRossFlag is a symbol of American independence. Nothing more.

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

#bachelorette stay in your god damn lane Luke!!! Ahhhh!

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

Happy Canada Day. For best results celebrate inside the borders of Canada. #CanadaDay2019

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

He loves beuaty contests #Debates2016

[Tim Allen @tpallen1]

The pantsuit question! #Debates2016