Taylor Pane

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@shondarhimes me again! Day 2 of me needing an answer on why mcsteamy had to go?

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@shondarhimes I’ve decided to ask you everyday until you answer my question. Day 1. Why did Mark Sloan have to die?

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

The Weeknd’s back up dancers #SuperBowl #TheWeekend #HalfTimeShow

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

I told my dad if I was a crier I’d be crying today and he responded: “it’s a good thing you’re not because you’re super ugly crying”.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@josi_orsi okay 😭

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Season 17 ➡️ Season 5 finale. We'll just say it: we see you #GreysAnatomy writers. ❤️😭 (📷: ABC/Instagram)

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

Quarantine has pushed me to consider a lot of things but not once has that been to go for a run.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

If my 2 year old screams ONE. More. Time.

I’ll continue to love her unconditionally but talk shit behind her back.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@negmeister This is the tweet you wanted me to come here and like?

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

Yesterday my neighbor was mowing with headphones in and I realized his mower wasn’t actually on but I didn’t tell him and I watched him do his whole yard. I feel a little bad but not super bad.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

Tonight my cousins kid told me he was going to decapitate me with a hook so I told him I was going to mail him diarrhea in a box and my sister told me I was the one who “TOOK IT TOO FAR”

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

I feel like masks and seat belts are the same concept. Like. If it keeps you safe... why wouldn’t you wear it?

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

Anyone else watch to see if the person playing dead in the tv show is breathing? Or am I the only weirdo

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

Not going to lie the worst thing that’s come out of quarantine is the increase in people trying to sell me shampoo, cleaning supplies, and workout programs. Literally the 3 things I never use.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

Me on my online intro discussion board for class: SO excited to start this journey and learn and discover together let me know if you have any questions or if I can help in any way!!
Me at the grocery store when someone even looks my direction: Do. Not. Approach me.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@ChristianDudzik Come hang out with my kids for a day. We’ve got too many hours over here.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@Kid_Bach Prove it

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

This might sound dumb... but I slightly feel like some people may be protesting because it’s an event people can finally go to for the first time in months

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

I feel like the movies I watched as a kid made me unrealistic on how frequently I’d see boxes with free puppies around town.

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

I really like how much this pandemic is leveling the playing field for us less attractive people. Now that people can’t get hair/whatnot don’t we’re all ugly

[Taylor Pane @tpaneee]

@negmeister could you sleep on the couch for my birthday