Tyler Parisi

Dave & Buster’s minority shareholder

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

Can we get odds on next years Greasy Pole contest? 🤔 @DKSportsbook

[Ezekiel Elliott @EzekielElliott]

1️⃣5️⃣

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@donahue2355 @w3bb5 😳

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Finally

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@lt4kicks Give me a break Lawrence, he’s falling into him either way. Should Bosa just be giving up on the play whenever he’s falling? Let the boys play

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@Jerrythekid21 It was always the hedge Jerry

[Alex Caruso @AlexCaruso]

Did James Cook retire?

[Mitchell Ng @Maxedmitchy]

Drake’s surprise album was like when your teacher surprises the class with a pizza party and you end up with this

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

Seeing @UKGInc on these @MiamiHEAT jerseys after this joke of a performance just seems too fitting #bums @seankeegs16 @Jason_Lattof @Drew_luster

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Kenny Pickett tomorrow

[Rich Keefe @Keefe21]

Anytime you can get a 3rd Team All-American from FCS in the 1st round you got to do it.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Congrats on your new LB to throw to! @AaronRodgers12

[Trent Brown @Trent]

Aye @19problemz pull up to Foxboro my G…it don’t get that cold 🤣🤣

[max homa @Maxhoma]

The woman in front of me at Chipotle just ordered double guacamole. It was jarring how calmly she did it too. The entire establishment audibly gasped. One person even passed out. Fortunately someone caught me before I hit the ground. What a scene

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@Drew_luster @Ihartitz Big time

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@w3bb5 2 Venti iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espressos with sweet cream cold foam please.. Only $16, perfect see u tomorrow

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@seankeegs16 Somebody hold him back

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

@seankeegs16 @ChipotleTweets Doba’s quality isn’t quite where it needs to be but seriously considering jumping ship anyways. Gonna give it some deep thought I’ll tell ya that

[Tyler Parisi @tparisi21]

Hey @ChipotleTweets, my food gonna be ready today or should I come back tomorrow to pick it up?