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I like things that make me laugh, long walks on the beach, and someone else doing my laundry.

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Posty McPost.

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@fuckyouiquit Oh, what was the correlation between tweets and stick prices?

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@dadsturbed He totally blocked me.

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@dadsturbed I was blocked for that exchange by Tony. Holy shit that is some thin skin.

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@tonyposnanski Or are you going to tell me that Joe Buck is great. Haha.

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@tonyposnanski Yeah, I really am shocked by comments about Romo like this. I get he was the Cowboys QB and they all deserve to be hated. Next you’re going to tell me Kirk Herbstriet (sp) is the second worse.

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@timothypmurphy I read this to the tune of “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer” in my head.

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@KeithOlbermann Oh, so I wasn’t supposed to know that Mr. And Mrs. Swegarden were married?

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@karlarosehanson Does the Republican Party in ND hate free speech?

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@NDBleacherBum48 I think Chisholm played of in the minors. I remember him coming up in mlb the show as if/of. I could be very wrong though. I’m a Cubs fan and everyone can play OF, right Schwarber and more notably Happ.

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@EdgeofSports Yay, Christian nationalists. It’s not shocking. Rich people that believe they are blessed by a deity.

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@TomArnold What percentage of your life income was based off telling ex-wife jokes? It’s mind blowing how you turned one mistake into a lifetime of income.

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@AaronMeyers I think a significant portion is shot in night vision. I may be thinking of a different movie though.

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@Bill_Spinney @richdonru @HouseGOP @SpeakerMcCarthy That’s a lie.

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@HouseGOP @SpeakerMcCarthy House Republicans lie about things. Not new. They don’t care about the country, they don’t care about leadership, they don’t even care about one another. What do house republicans stand for?

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There are legitimate reasons not to do the things I said for storyline. Wipe table clean with never mentioning Masterson and death of actress that played Lisa Robin Kelly. But it would be good storytelling.

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#That90sShow should have changed theme songs. Kids In America closing theme would be perfect for beginning to get 90s feel. Needed work on costuming for the feel as well. Story arc picked up about episode 7.

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The neighbor woman would had been played well as Eric’s older sister, Laurie. The first few episodes were mediocre and felt very Disney. But the stilted acting got better as the show went on.