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That's enough, Coldplay

[tim @tpaul369]

"Shit, Ben's gonna get stoned with Pork Chop." #shitcindysays #nola

[tim @tpaul369]

He's not gonna get sick from dicks on the bar

#shitktbsays @ktbeighley

[tim @tpaul369]

"I got fuckin' Mazels for that shit" #shitktbsays @ktbeighley

[tim @tpaul369]

Nothing says 'Americana' like having a beer at a bar inside a supermarket in Pennsylvania #murica

[tim @tpaul369]

“I’m too full from eating that entire bowl of beef cheeks” #shitktbsays #paris @ktbeighley

[tim @tpaul369]

It’s been 5 years since I’ve been to Paris and I can confirm that cigarettes are still a required accessory.

[tim @tpaul369]

"I'm a gay guy, I like sex with men. But don't touch me after." #shitheardatTierneys

[tim @tpaul369]

"You guys are mixing your alcohol with bullshit!" #shitktbsays

[tim @tpaul369]

Boo-yah!

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[tim @tpaul369]

@united I'm less concerned about the phone call and more concerned why nobody from @united has responded to my wife @ktbeighley after more than 3 weeks and countless tweets.

[tim @tpaul369]

So he called back and I answered. Obviously a scam, I asked the caller for his phone number so I could call him back to verify he was actually calling from @united corporate headquarters as he was claiming. He told me his name was Ron, and I could Google the number...

[tim @tpaul369]

So I said "just Ron? I'll call the number and ask for Ron and I'll reach you?" Ron advised that I would need his last name. "OK, can I have your last name please?" "Yes, it's STUPID FUCKING CUSTOMER." Be careful folks.

[tim @tpaul369]

So we just received a call from someone claiming to be a representitive from @united responding to our complaints. After leaving a rude voicemail saying he was a "busy man" and he's "wasting his time" calling and would appreciate it if we answered the phone when he called back...

[tim @tpaul369]

Unexpected thought of the day: "I think I'm getting a little sick of Yacht Rock." #sayitisntso

[tim @tpaul369]

Narrator: it did not end well.

[tim @tpaul369]

So, we're sitting in a bar in Kentucky with some folks we just met. Politics has entered the chat. Can't wait to see how this ends.

[tim @tpaul369]

How you know Nashville is Different: live music at the Taco Bell

[tim @tpaul369]

@ktbeighley @united Yeah, here's 30K miles for you! Aren't we generous? (as we quietly increase the mileage costs of flights across the board) 🆒🆒🆒

[KTB @ktbeighley]

@united Airlines

6/26: UA560 DFW to EWR cancelled

6/27: UA560 DFW to EWR cancelled

6/28: UA1003, 698, 1856, 560 DFW to EWR all cancelled

6/29: No flights home available

6/30: Rented a car, drove 25 hours home

Zero hotel or food vouchers offered. Yet your CEO flew private

[KTB @ktbeighley]

After 4 days of 6 canceled flights + 4 days missed at my job, approximately $1100 in hotel costs, $700 in a rental car fees, $200 in clothes/toiletries/laundry service/Ubers, plus many meals @United has graciously offered us 30,000 miles in compensation. #UnitedAirlines