Tyler Pavey

Ratheon’s bravest warrior

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Helen @hjmcd20]

The Tartan Army March to Fenway Stadium begins 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[TheColeBrew @TheColeBrew]

To whatever end Helldivers 🫡

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

The moment Spiderman tore down the Islamic Republic flag at Iran's embassy in London, and raised the lion and sun flag 💪

[JD Vance @JDVance]

@xitfirst @nfergus She should definitely take you back. Tell her I said so.

[Strategic Trends @StrategicTrends]

One more day till the best day of the year

[Kron @Kronykal]

This is stupid.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Russia is our enemy. Period.

Don’t come to me and defend Russia if you also hate commies.

They are antithetical to the freedom of America and we should be targeting them at all times.

[Claude Krause @ClaudesBBQ]

Lessons learned last week -

1. Never open your door, without knowing who is on the other side.

2. Never open your door for law enforcement, ever.

[DevilEyedElvis @ElvisEyed]

Kalashnikov USA is no more.

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

say it like this

[Tyler Pavey @TPave96]

@squatsons Presented without comment.

[Tyler Pavey @TPave96]

@Outreheaven @TheUnaButters @RedAlter11 West German chickens, actually

[Tyler Pavey @TPave96]

@rolandpew1230 Vibe check

[some random dude @iex_gamer]

@AltHistoryHub

[Garbageman (desert arc ☀️🔥) @GarbageDumpM81]

Gn