Let Them Eat Jake

the only kind of head I’m not bored with is “removed billionaire.”

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

It’s looking like a looooooong week ahead of you, idiot. @realDonaldTrump 🫢😂

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

Pecker puffin’ boy bottomin’ pedo president @realDonaldTrump and his fatty over-bloated heart might not even limp to the end of the week before keeling over. Shitting yourself to death on live tv would be too kind a legacy for ole queen Donnie.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

We all know he’s not going to wake up from one of these little naps and shit himself to death on live TV soon.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

There is no F—king way Trump is getting out of this one.

He falls asleep at the loud and exciting Knicks game, and then jolts awake suddenly.

What a low energy, sleepy, old man.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@LauraLoomer The police, ICE and DHS are the terrorists you fucking swine.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

I love knowing that @realDonaldTrump is living his dwindling life in constant hell and fear knowing he’s only a few short breaths away from ending up exactly like so many of his asphyxiated child victims… not waking up this time. He’s gonna shit himself to death on live tv 😂😂

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

the reptilians are going to be so dummy-mad when their stagnant little brains finally catch up and figure out that we know they're actually fucking rats.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

It is correct to disrespect baby-fucking cannibals. It’s actually correct to disrespect them conclusively.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

I’m sick of people disrespecting our president and then act surprised when he walks out of an interview

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@jimmykimmel bro you should try the Think! Protein bars! Not an ad; ive just been all through the protein bar game and they’re actually good. Plus, they’re Canadian, so probably less toxic? Cheers from 702, we love you here in the southwest valley!

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@LauraLoomer Fuck Israel, and fuck you. Israel doesn’t have a right to exist.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

I don’t even like her, but she’s obviously in the right here, so yeah, fuck you.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"F--- you, first of all!"

Rep. Lauren Boebert unleashes against a Fox News Digital reporter after being asked about affair allegations between her and Rep. Thomas Massie, an incumbent critic of President Trump who lost his Kentucky primary race last month.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@realDonaldTrump good morning, faggot. Good luck with all that labored breathing today. Don’t drop out and shit yourself to death on TV or anything. Why don’t you keep your self awake by taking another one of those retard tests?

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@StephenM Trump only likes you because you’re a dead ringer for a tiny little pecker. He can’t tell the difference because too much cannibalism tends to addle the brain. Go fuck yourself, Miller.

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

Say what you will about the state of dubstep,

We can all agree that when it’s good it’s really good and there’s nothing like it

and when it’s bad it’s maybe the worst music ever made.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

Pecker puffin’ boy bottomin’ pedo president @realDonaldTrump and his fatty over-bloated heart might not even limp to the end of the week before keeling over. Shitting yourself to death on live tv would be too kind a legacy for ole queen Donnie.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@HunterBiden @rallynate We prefer an honest psyop, just ask that suddenly everywhere “former” cia guy

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

Under six feet of dirt

[Jenni @hashjenni]

If you could relocate Donald Trump and his entire MAGA cult, where would you send them?

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@lady_valor_07 Well, he’s fucking dead.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

We hate him because he fucks and eats children, Sarah. I assume we hate that about you too, given your eager leap to the pedophiles defense. Fuck you.

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Leftists hate that our President is doing what he promised because it destroys their narrative. Without chaos, they don’t have a story to tell.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@SarahHuckabee We hate him because he fucks and eats children, Sarah. I assume we hate that about you too, given your eager leap to the pedophiles defense. Fuck you.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

Finding out a pornstar is fascist makes me instantly unable to see them as anything other than fascists scumbags.

[Let Them Eat Jake @TPCjake]

@Acyn Be a shame if someone pieced both ears on one go