Timothy Perkins

Christian. Father. Husband. Friend. Libertarian. Homeschooler.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

Why does @Lowes even bother with Ready estimates on pickup orders? 3 hours is two days and I have to cancel and get it myself anyway.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@LPNational @AgoristN Why would you post a fictional situation when there are hundreds of real body and dash cam options?

[National Association for Gun Rights @gunrights]

In the midst of a chaotic shooting spree inside a mall, 19-year-old Martinez Long pulled his own firearm and shot the gunman.

Now he faces two years of probation and a criminal record. Why?

He was too young to legally possess a carry permit, so they threw him in jail.

The judge even bizarrely asked, “What do you need a gun for protection in a mall in the first place?”

...after he stopped a gunman with his.

This is the idiocy of banning firearms for those under 21, and of the entire concept of carry permits in general.

Potentially many more people could have died if Martinez had not stepped in, and for his actions, he is being punished.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@CptAncapistan @HeidiBriones We're just stealing from whoever's left holding the bag *checks where Treasury Bonds are held* oh

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

His post transitioned.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

@DanCrenshawTX Here are three wars you voted for
https://t.co/K9PYgyAbVM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason government programs are so inefficient is that, unlike a commercial company, the feedback loop for improvement is broken, because they have a state-mandated monopoly and can’t go out of business if customers are unhappy.

No matter how bad the service is at your DMV (sorry to pick on DMVs), you still have to use your DMV, because it’s a monopoly.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The government is shutdown, but the House refuses to go back in session.

Why are we in recess?

Because the day we go back into session, I have 218 votes for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files.

@SpeakerJohnson doesn’t want that to be the news.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

This is what a brave man looks like.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Survivors at our press conference announced they are privately compiling their own Epstein list.

They would be sued into homelessness for naming names, but @RepMTG and I are willing to name names in the House of Representatives under Constitutional “speech or debate” immunity.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@TheDreambadger @elonmusk @SciGuySpace This guy just invented having more than one ship, but downgraded them to not being rapidly reusable for some reason.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@CptAncapistan @razorfist "Deals in absolutes" is clearly supposed to mean something akin to "negotiates with deadly ultimatums," rather than "ever uses phrases that aren't inherently subjective."

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@RealOuchOof Is there a cure?

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

>The list will be out very soon, and it will show that Epstein didn’t work alone

>Wait no, there is no Epstein list

>Actually, the Epstein List was created by Obama

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

“Bombing Iran is America First, there is no Epstein client list, and we need to send more weapons to Ukraine”

[PAULDALEYSZN @PAULDALEYSZN]

@HayekianBanker the virgin allowing people to lift themselves up through free markets and government noninterference vs. the chad hunting homeless people on the streets of buenos aires with a chainsaw

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@Nana_Tanna @ComicDaveSmith Completely unlike the civilized nations whose governments don't do any theft, slavery, or war.

[Timothy Perkins @TPerkinsOR]

@michaelmalice "I know which one I'd rather see modeling underwear."

"You actually want to listen to them for an hour."

"They're not, I just hate unions."

"One tells you about their gender, the other tells you about their bender."

"I'm not sure, but the Lord works in mysterious ways."