Iris 🌺🌺

Stay at home astronaut. Be at peace (unless you’re a Fed). Jessi no

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

@redslippers_ent @TheLaurenChen Not really

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Spirit Airlines and their passengers would never have let 9/11 happen 😔

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Live and let live is NOT a good philosophy for speeding

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Kirkland suppressors when

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

@gengar_guy69 It not goon posting. More people should be born in august

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

No nut November is anti Leo propaganda

[Angela McArdle @RealAngelaMc]

I'm hosting a party this evening. The men are arguing about the percentage chance a man would survive in an octagon fight between a man and a mountain lion. Chat GPT just entered the debate....

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

@libsoftiktok Government sponsored individual with massive backing wins primary against borderline no-name internet person.

Staggering victory. Who could have seen this coming.

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Spirit Airlines and their passengers would never have let 9/11 happen 😔

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Hey Siri, is Peter Gabriel and Huey Lewis the same person

[Angela McArdle @RealAngelaMc]

Perhaps if you'd taken your presidential campaign seriously instead of treating it like a Grindr hookup tour, you would have had a greater impact on America's foreign policy.

[Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア) @OliverJia1014]

*clicks on interesting-sounding video essay*

“Late-stage capitalism” mentioned in the first three minutes.

[Angela McArdle @RealAngelaMc]

@GovPressOffice Ross was innocent, you have never been tough on crime, and you will never be president.

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Pray for me, I just had to microwave water for my tea because the break room at work doesn’t have an electric kettle 🥲

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Glad I don’t live in NY gang

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

I’m pretty sure the “penny shortage” isn’t real

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Gm

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

Jokes on us, only part of the government is shutdown 😔

[Iris 🌺🌺 @RealOuchOof]

@SenSchumer Girly pop you act like the government shutting down is a bad thing