Buttnaked

skeletons are my favorite, pokémon too

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

@obamna_s0da I can believe you are built different like that

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

@naeriface You’re not crazy, just a little tistic, probably need to do smoke a cigarette about it

[Ben Raho 🇪🇺 🚲 @BenAntRaho]

The Soviet Union once single handedly drove several whale species to the brink of extinction because murdering them pointlessly was the best way to fulfil the fishing quotas set by communist bureaucrats in metric tonnes.

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

@IsIsConfined It’s why I loved gta5 so much

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Sometimes you just need a good woman that loves you to tell you please stop being retarded from time to time lmao

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town.

200 million deportations. Minimum.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a duck just doing this

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

@naeriface Keep it vampirey though

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

@kenzerface No, painfully aware, I can no longer go to my local gas station because of it. Also I am a subway lover and they stole all those in my town plus surrounding

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing

[xan @lilxan1k]

damn girl is your name suicide cuz i think about you everyday

[Senator John Connor @JohnConnor_US]

If you ever think you might be drunk but can’t tell for sure, try driving a car. You can’t drive drunk, so if everything goes okay you’re probably sober.

[Freedom and Liberty for All🏴 @trueLiberalist]

We made a major blunder when we replaced our well regulated militias with that stupid blue line.

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

@Zora8me 🥹🥹🥹

[America First News @America_1777]

Judge: “The defendant put himself in this situation”

UnFuckingbelievable

[Buttnaked @gengar_guy69]

Out of touch republicans really need to understand, no matter how bad the democrat boogie man is, an indian is viewed infinitely worse

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

It’s important to understand that MAGA voters ran all out of fucks in 2016. Not only are they not offended by the Vivek ad, they like it, because it’s bare knuckles, and they’re tired of only taking punches.