mackfitmamma

Domestic Engineer. Running. LDS.

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

Did they find these on the side of the freeway and resell them bc they lookin NAS-TEAAA

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

As soon as I picked one of these up a man appeared out of nowhere and said “they ain’t good”

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@justalexoki Isnt that just Desperate Housewives

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@ouranometrian2 Paid partnership, get that momey girl

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

Holyshitjustshutup!!

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

Having your child in a hospital these days is kind of insane. What do you mean I’m going to give birth under bright light and you’re going to try to poison me and my baby with epidural because it hurts too much from laying in an anatomically illogical position and then my child will immediately be snatched away from me by strangers who have no regard for their placental nutrients and protective vernix and the process will be so ridiculous my baby comes out stressed and screaming and you’re going to try to fucking inject poison into my literally newborn child to “protect” them from something I don’t even have and charge me like $3k on top of it????

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@bringyoursmile Your point being?!

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

I have been away from this app for over a month.

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@uncledoomer @w0rm_face Apparently in some places its cheaper than sending your kid to full time daycare

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@CollinRugg Hantavirus would go crazy here

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@nicoraytruth What an incredible spiritual experience. Thank you for sharing, you probably didnt make that decision to share lightly.

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@smalltown_wife I think the same thing all the time

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@joeybeastmarket They believe they are the star of theit own show and because they are so chronically online in the weirdest spaces that its their reality and it seeps into their physical mannerisms

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@JoeMassocco @Mappy6984 So is the pantry

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@ThymeToBeBorn Mine was like 900 plus some alerations. So 1000. Loved it, no regrets. Wasnt about to cheap out on a dress

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@Primal_Birth Happens with no epidural also

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@vitt2tsnoc It got so expensive. Much cheaper like anywhere else

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@DeChristianLife Actually gonna try some of these out for my son today thanks

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@ClickingSeason Very gay behavior

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

Theyre gonna kill the rotisserie chicken for everyone. FUN IS OVER

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Feed our busy and hardworking families with real food.

Costco’s hot rotisserie — $4.99.

We introduced a bipartisan bill to make our SNAP families’ lives a little more affordable + convenient in America. 🇺🇸

https://t.co/xDRg8bJItO

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

Thank you google maps Im so glad to know my local dry cleaners is lgbtq+ friendly

[mackfitmamma @kenzerface]

@MormonSerf The secret lives of brigham youngs wives