Tyler Perry

I drink then I tweet.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

It’s probably a good thing I don’t comment on Facebook posts. I’d get myself into a lot of trouble for calling people fucking idiots.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@Jeep It’d be nice if I got a reply back to the dm I sent.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@Jeep your badge of honor system has disappointed me severely and so has the customer service.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@UnsubscribeCast @Shanemgillis would be legendary

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

Seeing people sharing onion articles, thinking it’s real news story, is really making question society and our education system.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@McDonalds when are you going to start selling your sauces in stores? I need more than just a dipping cup! #ineedthesauce #hotmustardisking

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@hotpockets That’s not the solution. We had a good thing going until now.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

I’m not buying another @hotpockets again until the crisping sleeve comes back. Having soggy crust is worse than the paper waste.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

“Spend $100 billion to fully automate.”

AKA: pay $100 billion to
• Engineers
• Electricians
• Technicians
• Construction workers
• Software companies
• Maintenance crews

Low-wage, low-skill jobs are getting phased out for higher-skill, higher-paying jobs.

Shouldn’t you of all people be celebrating this?

When they invented the excavator, did politicians get butthurt because one guy with a machine could replace 50 dudes with shovels?

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Imagine you deposit money in a bank every week for 40 years.

One day you find out the bank got robbed. Do you:

A) Go after the robber who stole the money?

B) Demand the bank rob a bunch of younger customers to cover your balance?

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@kfc I only noticed after checking my receipt.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@kfc why the hell did your employee just auto round up my total for your foundation without asking me? Sounds like a fucking scam to me.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

Hey Canada take your maple syrup eating asses home. We’re the kings.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

@TonyGonzales4TX

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

Not gonna lie I only thought of this because I’m drunk and I want @tacobell

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

If @tacobell closed before the drunk/high crowd came in, would they still be in business?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Tyler Perry @tperry5050]

@McDonalds I open up my burger and I see this. What the fuck are we doing?