NYC COMEDY

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TONIGHT! @ChelStout presents and @thechelseawhite hosts “Are You a Terrible Person?” W/ comedy & storytelling by @gaybonez @DanWilbur @blaudiablogan featuring @BabeParker @daveysteveydave! Find out who is a terrible person tonight @thepitnyc 7:30pm! $8 at the door

[NYC COMEDY @TPersonShow]

This Wednesday 8/22 is an all new "Am I A Terrible Person?" @thepitnyc! @ChelStout brings you comedy + stories by the hilarious @DanWilbur @gaybonez @blaudiablogan featuring @daveysteveydave & @BabeParker! Hosted by @thechelseawhite! 7:30pm! #AmIATerriblePerson #nyc #nyccomedy

[NYC COMEDY @TPersonShow]

Are you a terrible person? Find out TONIGHT with comedy / storytelling by Matt Strickland @Jessiejolles @ChrisLamberth featuring @BabeParker and @daveysteveydave!! Produced by @ChelStout! Hosted by @thechelseawhite 🎉 7:30pm @thepitnyc

[NYC COMEDY @TPersonShow]

This Wednesday is a new #amiaterribleperson show! 7:30pm at @thepitnyc!!

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

[my uber driver accepts another passenger before dropping me off]
me: u motherfucker
driver: sir-
me: who is she

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

"let me be very clear: yogurt. is. too. spicy."

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act

[SmokeJumper ™® @schumyxxx]

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

🎼 can i speak to your managerrr🎤🎼

[Sam Morris @SamMorrisDesign]

This photo of an Eagle taking a hard look at itself is not a metaphor for anything that's been in the news recently

[Michael Linden @MichaelSLinden]

Really proud to have marched with a future President of the United States today. I don't know who she is, but she was there. #WomensMarch

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.

[donni saphire @donni]

Still thinking about a rejected high five from two summers ago

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

PICTURED: a megalomaniacal asshole who works in the entertainment industry and isn’t qualified to be President and Kanye West

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im becoming an organ donor so Ruth Bader Ginsburg can harvest whatever she needs to stay the fuck alive

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

You're never the only person crying in a Denny's.