T.F. Pfyl

Professional vampire hunter, filmmaker, horror enthusiast, St. Louis bad boy.

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Lorne Michaels — call me.

[ashley fanatic @ashleypaddila]

IM SO PROUD OF HER

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I’m going viral in the Looney Tunes fandom.

[safe gracie @gmasjpg]

gracie abrams.

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@jvnkyard_jake Ya I’ll take a side order of toast please

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@CameOutSwinging This was triple plat in the Vans stockroom for like a full summer to the point where if I said “guys this truly has been a really really messed up week” nobody ever believed me.

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@Big_Boudreaux People are too fucking comfortable. Should’ve smacked him square in the head.

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I have had fumbles I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One year ago today, Taylor Swift reclaimed her masters.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

One of the greatest Phil Hartman line deliveries.

What a talent. RIP

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Why did everybody stop talking about how Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? I think we moved on too fast.

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

the quote tweets

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The greatest to ever do it

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

We lost Phil Hartman 28 years ago.

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Gracie Abrams do you fuck with dudes who are 27 and have 4 jobs?

[Gracie Abrams Brasil @GracieAbramsBR]

Gracie Abrams via fionnos 🤍

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@jvnkyard_jake I asked Flanders really really nicely.

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Holy grail box cutter for the left handed community.

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@Big_Boudreaux Me

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I’m like a weeb, but for Cape Cod instead of Japan.