Timothy Hood

A lot of you need to take a PolySci course. I like soccer, and BBQ.

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@SaraGonzalesTX @jfellpollright He’s already got a girlfriend. Calm down.

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@DanPatrick Weren’t you Lt Gov when Texans voted to ban an income tax? Do you remember that? Have you done a dementia test?

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@jc_carpenter @ThinkerMichelle It was actually 3 million dollars.

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@KenPaxtonTX Debate him on it then.

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@mccormack_pepe @scottbraddock @GregAbbott_TX Apparently it’s not considered socialism as long as the right people are making money.

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@scottbraddock @GinaHinojosaTX @GregAbbott_TX Everyone commenting that local entities set the tax property tax rate realize that those local entities use the frame work created by the legislature and signed by the governor, right?

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@KamVTV The authority to call a special session to suspend the gas tax lies with the Governor.

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@DanPatrick The Texas lege is in charge of creating the rules and framework for the property tax process. Have you considered doing more than applying bandaids and doing the hard work of rewriting everything and then having the State pony up its share?

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@therealgrantmay Your profile says you were homeschooled.

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If Texans vow by the end of the third quarter to vote for @jamestalarico, god will lift the Cruz Curse

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Longhorns are fucked

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@realBrandonGill What about front door with a lock? He said that too.

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@MattWalshBlog Did anybody see Steve Irwin as tough or rugged? He was a fun loving goober who liked animals. You’re thinking of Crocodile Dundee who was a caricature.

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@tedcruz How the hell do you fly to Cancun when Texans are freezing to death in their homes?

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@KamVTV “I was texting with a minor” is a weird flex.

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@mayes_middleton That’s not what the bill did and it’s not even what he said in the clip. What happened MAGA Mayes? Did you get off the band wagon?

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@TomOliverson One man’s excoriating is another man’s pointing out they’re being dishonest about their own legislation.

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@DanPatrick It would appear you’ve lost the x audience. Enjoy retirement.

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@DanPatrick Dan Patrick said “Money Pwease!!!!”, held his hand out and refused to listen to the will of Texans.

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@scottbraddock Kennedy looking like he’d be blown over by a gust of wind calling anyone a weenie is rich.

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@ZurcHigh Bloated saggy bottom and pencils for arms. Peak physicality.