Australia is on fire, we’re on the brink of world war 3, global warming is pretty much irreversible. So in the wise words of @smashmouth I say the water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored.
The first person to ever milk a cow: Hey you have to try this new drink it’s delicious.
Their Friend: Oh wow this is great where’d you get this from!?
Cow milker: You know those dick looking things underneath a cow?
Friend: