Trystan

God gave everyone an asshole and an opinion and both of yours stink

[Trystan @tplath98]

How tf you go from “Silverado for sale” to “heartless” in one night?? 😂

[Trystan @tplath98]

@shanewiggins211 You'll have to get a phone book for between us tho.. wouldn't want anyone getting the right idea.. wrong idea**

[Trystan @tplath98]

@shanewiggins211 World breaks out into apocalypse over Corona virus.. @shanewiggins211 "this is not how I saw summer 2020 going I just bought new clubs"

[Trystan @tplath98]

Them- "dude your hilarious what's your Twitter I'm gonna add you"

Me- "you can add me but all I do on twitter is retweet literally every pic @JenniferAnWorld posts sooo"

[Troy Armbrustmacher @troya14farms]

“I’m going to go all night, no problem”

Hits 2am and a hard case of the screw it’s come upon me.